West Virginia Thanksgiving Dinner

A sexual act in which a man eats a menstruating woman out (the cranberry sauce), while also inserting a turkey claw or leg into her ass (the turkey & gravy). He then ejaculates over the whole mess (the mashed potatoes). Sure to become a family tradition!

"I know you're already stuffed, but what would you say to a good ol' fashioned West Virginia Thanksgiving Dinner?"

by Liz T. January 14, 2008

spaghetti dinner

What you get when you go down on a girl during her period.

"Not tonight, honey; it's that time of the month."
"No problem, baby. I love spaghetti."

by stullberg January 27, 2004

twin peaks dinner

The act of sucking your partner's scrotum while he titty fucks you from above.

Because of the physical restraints this may require, generally reserved for well endowed men, midgets, or large breasted women.

Your mom came over last night, and i served her a twin peaks dinner.

by notjonathon November 17, 2004

Danner

Scottish slang for a completely pointless 'look around'

"comin for a danner up town?"
-"aye gan on then ya bawbag"

by jizbagKN February 12, 2009

denver dunker

When a girl is giving you a blowjob in a hot tub and she comes up for air, you punch her in the face and send her back down.

Upon learning that my wife was cheating on me with my mechanic, she got a bloody nose from the Denver Dunker.

Stan: Why was your wife at the hospital last night?

Terry: Things got out of hand really quick, I had to give her the denver dunker?

by Phillip Oliver Beaver November 25, 2007

im eating red beans for dinner!!!

one of those idiotic lines that makes absoulutley no sense in regards to storyline or plot in a freddie prinze jr. movie.

im eating red beeeaaannnnsss for dinna!!!

by zev January 22, 2004

dinnerbook version

the long-winded version of events, going into every detail

Eggers: My date with Griggletta last night went well
Fusto: Oh, tell me more about it!
Eggers: OK, do you want the short version or the dinnerbook version

by Eggers07 February 19, 2008