One who never washes the dishes, even though he or she always offers to wash the dishes. A dish douche will mysteriously disappear as soon as dinner is eaten, and return to the kitchen once the last saucer has been dried and put away.
Pete hasn't scrubbed a single plate in his life. If you added up all the unwashed dishes in this dish douche's life, you could cast a shadow over Manhattan.
by shootandrun October 11, 2009
Get the dish douche mug.When two or more guys do douchy things to eachother over and over. Usually over something dumb that happened a long time ago.
GUY A loses a bet to GUY B and doesn't follow through with his end of the deal. GUY B proceeds to call him an asshole and takes a dump on GUY A's porch. GUY A retaliates by smashing GUY B's window.So on and so forth.
GUY C: "What's going on between them, I thought they were best friends?"
GUY D: "Oh they douch-it-out all the time. But I think it's gonna end soon cuz the big fight is tomorrow and they both got tickets to go.
GUY C: "What's going on between them, I thought they were best friends?"
GUY D: "Oh they douch-it-out all the time. But I think it's gonna end soon cuz the big fight is tomorrow and they both got tickets to go.
by Oswaldo Rodriguez November 15, 2009
Get the douch-it-out mug.When a Bro, usually covered in tattoos with tight shirt, dickies shorts, and sometimes trucker hat, is labeled by actions or appearance as a douche. Can also be spotted by habit of drinking bud light or miller 64, and sometimes other lime infused girly beers.
by JoeyB1388 January 15, 2011
Get the bro-douche mug.The douchey styling of one's hair into a single poof or point at the front of the head. May be natural, though is often a result of unecessary amounts of hair gel.
Brandon: Jeff, what's with your hair?
Jeff: What? You don't like my douche poof?
Brandon: OH MY GOD YOU TOOL BAG.
Jeff: What? You don't like my douche poof?
Brandon: OH MY GOD YOU TOOL BAG.
by BananaBerger December 7, 2010
Get the Douche Poof mug.The female version of a "douche-bag." Quite possibly the 2nd worse term you can call a woman.
Douche Broads can usually be found cheating on their boyfriends, flirting to get stuff for free, and drinking and driving.
Douche-Broads usually have fake breasts, fake tans, fake blonde hair and a quite a few hundred purses and shoes.
Douche Broads are "non celebrities" who usually have a Facebook Fanpage because they already have too many Facebook friends. These are the same girls who post 100's of photos of themselves; all from the same night...
Douche Broads can usually be found cheating on their boyfriends, flirting to get stuff for free, and drinking and driving.
Douche-Broads usually have fake breasts, fake tans, fake blonde hair and a quite a few hundred purses and shoes.
Douche Broads are "non celebrities" who usually have a Facebook Fanpage because they already have too many Facebook friends. These are the same girls who post 100's of photos of themselves; all from the same night...
by cityguychicago May 15, 2011
Get the douche broad mug.by Johnson Johnson Johnson May 31, 2010
Get the Douche Hook mug.An extra-large douchebag; someone who is being more of a dick or a jerk than a regular-size douchebag, but is just barely below the level of being a stupid fucker.
Hey, turns out that kid from Illinois stopped taking his meds because he believed that douche barrel Tom Cruise about evil psychiatrists controlling the world through medication. Thanks, Tom!
by Greenbag February 17, 2008
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