The Door Handle

The act of sticking a door handle up your ass, then having the person on the other side twist the handle around.

Man: "aww ya blunt I caught you giving The Door Handle to your girlfriend last night!"

My favorite sex move is The Door Handle!

by Levahound September 12, 2014

door mat

A small fucking blanket, that is so small that has no use.

Hey man can you pass me a blanket?
Yeah sure here you go.
Fuck thanks for the door mat bitch!

by horse-cock-juggler July 1, 2012

four door

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monkey
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Four Door Saloon

Offensive term for a negro.

There was a four door on the bus the other day playing his music way too loud.

by waydownbrinny November 11, 2006

Door Stop

An out of date video game console such as an xbox or playstation 2.

Man 1: Do you have an xbox 360 or a PS3?
Man 2: No, I just have a playstation 2.
Man 1: Haha, why do you still have that door stop?

by Harrery December 3, 2010

door blocking

the process in which you block short and/or lame people from the most sacred of garages. objects used to block the door include ottomans, vaccums, tires, couch cushions, and other abrupt objects. also works well when you hide in the dark and throw things at the pathedic human being blocked.

here comes noel. man your stations, its time for some door blocking!

by the ultimate secret2 April 14, 2008

Blue Door

Often inhabited by Criminals and Scumbags

Dude 1: "I saw a guy getting arrested in his blue doored house the other day"
Dude 2: "What a scumbag"

by Herrothere123 July 6, 2010

early doors

Another word for premature ejaculation.

Hello doctor, I seem to have a touch of the early doors.

by rtj loco December 19, 2003