The Door Handle

The act of sticking a door handle up your ass, then having the person on the other side twist the handle around.

Man: "aww ya blunt I caught you giving The Door Handle to your girlfriend last night!"

My favorite sex move is The Door Handle!

by Levahound September 13, 2014

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door mat

A small fucking blanket, that is so small that has no use.

Hey man can you pass me a blanket?
Yeah sure here you go.
Fuck thanks for the door mat bitch!

by horse-cock-juggler June 29, 2012

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Four Door Saloon

Offensive term for a negro.

There was a four door on the bus the other day playing his music way too loud.

by waydownbrinny November 11, 2006

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door blocking

the process in which you block short and/or lame people from the most sacred of garages. objects used to block the door include ottomans, vaccums, tires, couch cushions, and other abrupt objects. also works well when you hide in the dark and throw things at the pathedic human being blocked.

here comes noel. man your stations, its time for some door blocking!

by the ultimate secret2 April 15, 2008

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