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Hunk daddy

A Hunk Daddy is a bisexual man usually packing less than a two inch dick. All the thicc boys travel far and wide just to get a lil’ taste of what Hunk Daddy has to offer.
I can’t wait to get off work so that Hunk Daddy Justin Pearson can rail my ass hat.
by Bonetrain24 October 23, 2018
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Daddy's croissant

When you're in a hotel in France and your dad's fucking your mouth harder than usual. Then, as he's about to blow his load, he squats over your face, blasts into your belly button while unloading the continental breakfast he ate 3 hours before into your swollen mouth and screams, "Sacré bleu".
At a hostel in Marseille:

Mom: Sweetie what are you having for breakfast?
Me: I might have a bit of daddy's croissant.
Dad: Ok sweetheart *unzips pants*
by dabruce September 6, 2019
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dank daddy

Instead of a man giving you money for Sex/Love, he gives you weed
I got a new plug, he's going to be my Dank Daddy from now on
by SabinaCigBottle February 16, 2017
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Daddy Oreo

This person looks like a chick but really has a thicc piece of meat. Daddy Oreo is loved by many yet hated by some. He is one kinky mofo and can be very submissive but can also tie you down and torture you like a sadistic prince. Dont mess with this hottie as he may or may not eat your babies.
Oh Daddy Oreo... let me succ you
by Daddy Oreo March 13, 2018
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Daddy Sprite

Bud Light Lime’s alias. This fruity excuse for a beer is not for kids or the faint of heart. It’s the beverage of choice for New Balance and hiked up white sock wearing dads everywhere.
Slogan: “Obey your dad bod. Drink Daddy Sprite.”
by ThatFriggnGuy July 10, 2018
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daddy candycane

The act of russian candycane-ing your daughter.
Omg! My dad gave me such an amazing daddy candycane last night!
by Trysexualdaddy0006 December 7, 2018
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