Detroiter

n. A person who lives in or around Detroit sucks, but acts like it doesn't suck. Furthermore, they feel as though it's the best city ever.

Even after the financial crisis and water scandal, Detroiters still believe their area is great. Detroiters are so delusional.

by purduestatistics October 5, 2017

Detroit Jellybean

When you try to puff the butt of a cigarette and accidentally inhale it, thus chewing on a shitty jellybean

Guy: Dude hurry, our smoke break is almost up.

Dude: I just had a Detroit Jellybean, we’re good.

by Cheerio_Thief September 6, 2020

Detroit Discount

1. Stealing an item from any retail location (generally theft under a thousand dollars), and barely getting away with it or being caught in the process. Arrest generally ensues.

Derek: So how did Daquan get that new TV for his friends?
Andrew: Oh he got it with a Detroit Discount.

by PriestOfChinChin October 14, 2017

Detroit blizzard

The sexual act of having sex from behind and before you cum stick one thumb in her but and she comes up and sceams you ejaculate in your other hand and slap her in the face with it

I was free until I gave her a Detroit blizzard and now I'm on a list

by Putitincider October 12, 2023

detroit fudge bath

The art of smearing shit all over your partners body then performing intense anal.

Todd gave George an intense Detroit fudge bath

by Fjxrnsjxnen March 5, 2018

Detroit Doorbell

Noun: A device typically made from a bowling ball and chain to break into peoples houses.

I couldn't kick the door in so I used my Detroit Doorbell to get in.

by Datsuck December 1, 2013

Detroit

A name assigned to only the best roller derby redheads. A fierce city for a fierce player, instilling fear in all opponents.

I'm calling in sick for the bout, Detroit's in town.

by Jazzydaze February 19, 2023