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Covid cult

The clowns who supported shutting down the economy and destroying small businesses over a flu. You can spot them now still wearing masks in 2023.
Did you see that guy at the mall? Still wearing a mask in 2023? Yeah he’s totally part of the Covid cult.
by WinoDaPoop June 12, 2023
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Cult of Positive Vibes

Created in Croatia on the fourth of March 2023 by the PSN account VitoTheHunter is a cult based on the fact that winning a round of Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege can only be produced if every member of the team has positive thoughts. At the beginning of each round, all team members must first pray to our savior Jesus Christ for their victory and also for the victory of the enemy team. By performing this ritual, the chances of winning increase by 75%, and positive thinking will contribute an additional 24.9%. As the statistics tell us, even 80% of the rounds played by the members of this cult resulted in victory.
Vito: Think positive

Lihta: "kills two of the enemys"
Lovre: "dies"
Matija: "Ensures victory"
Lihta: "Writes about Cult of Positive Vibes on the urban dictionary"
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Mr B Cult

Led by Deklen, cheer on while you listen to the great song in the cult.
I am part of the Mr B Cult/
by Im_Player January 17, 2023
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"Lethal" Cult

Lethal Cult Is A Well Known Extorting Group That Has Just Surfaced The Internet Known For Making People Kill Their Pets, Cut Themselves, Write On Them Selves, Basically Gore and CP ETC. The Group Was Known A Few Months Ago As 1667 For Doing The Same Thing Lethal/1667 is known as one of the popular gore group that worked/works with well known gore/extortion group Lethal most members from both groups have been known for forcing people to either cut or kill their own animals for them more information about Lethal Cult will be made sooner or later
What Is This New "Lethal" Cult Does Anyone Know? They Harassed My Friend Making Her Do Things
by Cooljahmal545 January 25, 2023
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Accidental cults

I don't think I should have to say this but... You know I'm not going to be super stoked about a bunch of accidental cults running around and harvesting souls in my name right? Right? Because that would constitute charlatanry and if it isn't ABUNDANTLY CLEAR... I'm against that.
Hym "Hey, and don't go blaming me for accidental cults. Alright? We all know how I feel about charlatanry from watching Lucifer... The show were Lucifer hates sin and that's why he punishes them and is a Sherlock Holmes-esque police consultant show... Which is a thing I wrote about... Entirely coincidental I'm sure... The timelines match up.... Just saying.... But yeah, don't let me be the God of your charlatan religion... Not a great way to die... Not going to be a great thing to wake up to after you die..."
by Hym Iam February 22, 2023
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Singles Cult!

Singles cult is a cult on discord that's filled with either completely stable, or absolutely insane anklebiters.
Do you wanna join Singles cult!?
by BASSWORLDBILLIONARE October 29, 2023
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Cargo Cult

When one culture believes the “cargo” (technology) of a technologically superior culture was stolen and was intended for them instead.
The CCP commonly tells its populace that the west stole its technology, and said technology was rightly and divinely intended for the Chinese people. This makes the CCP a cargo cult.
by Monkey Putin November 6, 2023
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