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Crystal 7up

A guinea rat Good at promising people high end hand crafted billiard cues for their birthday. Known for her work as a 7 up vendor skonka she currently resides in the streets of the 209 district and surrounding areas.

Known alias's:
Skonka
Rat
Cat Water
Cum Catcher
Vendor bop
Sancha and more.

Hobbies include:
Being a rat
Skonking around other vendors
Donkeying other donkeys
Not buying pool sticks
Crystal from 7up is a rat
Crystal 7up
by AySly February 2, 2023
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Harris Crystal Palace

Thia place is not the place to send your students. The boys chat to girls 4 yrs younger than them and the girls have been giving bops from the first day they get into the schl . The girls are meady but there a few lengs ones if you look hard enough. The boys all look like they have some sort of problems. everyone chats shit about all their friends and the 6th formers are fucking neeks . yr 10s, 9 and 11s vape like there getting paid for it and yr 8s chat to yr 11s. all the yr 11s are WH0RES and need to repent for their fucking sins . the schools calm but teachers move like its some prison. all jokes aside its a decent school and the liveness is there
Person 1: did you hear about that yr11 girl who had a threesome in the park?
Person 2: shes probably from harris crystal palace.
by kb.sav October 17, 2022
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When you're skullfucking a girl so hard that it starts to elongate the back of her head causing her to look like she's from the worst Indiana Jones movie.
Joe: Dude what's wrong with Sarah's head?
Matt: I Kingdom of the Crystal Skullfucked her last night
*high five*
by Nard Master February 27, 2017
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Zippy Crystals

Crystal meth or methamphetamine Tina, ice those white little crystals that make you go zoom zoom
Yo you got dem zippy Crystals I gotta stay up for 6 more days
by Zippy Crystal May 26, 2025
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crystal

Cay’s #1 girl, the world.. also known as the only pretty girl to ever exist.
Person 1: Hey man you saw what crystals bf (cay) did last week?

Person 2: What did he do… this time.

Person 3: HE BURNED MY HOUSE TO THE GROUND MY FAMILIES DEAD

Cay: Don’t exist near my gf then
by cayyyy February 5, 2023
mugGet the crystalmug.

Crystal Ball

Karen stared diligently into her crystal ball.
by TumescentMule May 31, 2025
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dick crystal

Fuck you Dick Crystal!!!!!!”
by NattyDee August 30, 2019
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