Hair Choke

When a girl sleeps with her hair down and in the morning it is wrapped around her neck.

Hey this morning I had a hair choke!

by GetItMichigan February 2, 2015

venezuelan choker hold

The act of taking a large constipated shit, right at the peak of passing the shit, the sphincter pauses mid shit, hence "choker"

Jason was taking his morning dump when suddenly he realised his sphincter was distracted by an unwanted Venezuelan Choker Hold!

by MayflyLane August 23, 2016

Frozen coke

when a guy asks you if you want a frozen coke but what he means is to give you his frozen cock, don't trust him.

Hey girl do you want some frozen cock.... I mean frozen coke

by Profanity101 March 29, 2017

diet coke hair

1. Girls with nasty, thinning hair. Also applicable to guys with long hair.

- Can be straight, curly and any color.

- Short and fat people usually, but can be any size and shape.

2. Crusty, dry, thinning hair (Albert Einstein looking hair)

3. Most commonly found on brownish girls with thin, balding, dry, medium-longish hair, but can be applicable to people of any color.

4. People who actually put diet coke in their hair.

"That girl be wearing weave cuz she got that diet coke hair"
"She fine but she got that diet coke hair"
"That nigga Big Mike put diet coke in his hair!"

by matt 10isking December 31, 2017

Gold Choker

Urinating while receiving a blow job, usually without notifying the one doing the servicing.

Not only does my girl like a golden shower, turns out she likes a gold choker once in a while too.

by DB Wyld July 25, 2018

Naruto Choke

When you're hitting a girl from the back and tell her to choke you so she bends her arms like shes gonna Naruto run but instead chokes you with her arms back

*slap* *slap* Guy: "Naruto Choke me!" Girl: "Ok!" *Girl puts her arms back and chokes you sexually*

by Naruto Boi August 9, 2019

cheese chokers

The kinda thing they serve you when you're first taken to jail. Two pieces of white bread clamping down on a plain ass piece of bland mothafuckin cheese.

Guardo: Alright chao time
rookie: wtf is this??
OG: hahaha cheese chokers. Bon appetit

by El Macanudo September 10, 2019