couples therapy

the thing me and max now have to go to every week.

maxwell: damn i wish i could go to that baby shower but i got couples therapy with kaz
valsrei: damn

by KazTheLesbian December 11, 2022

fag couple

A couple of fags.

"you guys are a couple of fags, oh wait! I meant fag couple"

by TheUncutPimp January 9, 2023

A Couple Sandwiches Short of a Picnic

Not the sharpest tool in the box; scatter brained; squirrel thinking.

"I think I am going insane with you"
"No, you are just a couple sandwiches short of a picnic"

"They are a couple sandwiches short of a picnic because they never focus"

by MGSuperstar July 1, 2023

Power Couple

An unstoppable couple with an unf*ckwithable energy. Able to transcend challenge, inner turmoil, and resistance with grace and ease, because individually and together they've been through hell and back. Able to overcome obstacles, offer compassion, and know when it's time to go to war and take charge.

I mean, if Emily and Jason Sissneros aren't a power couple, I don't know who is.

by RubyRiotCreatives July 9, 2023

National Couples Day

July 12th is national couples day! Celebrate with your gf/bf and appreciate their presence.

“Hey babe wanna come over?”
“Why at such a random time?”
“It’s National Couples Day (July 10th)”

by Olive Oil Owl July 9, 2023

Couple Goals

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the III and Astrid Hofferson. They are the epitome of couple goals.

I dunno what to use as an example for this, they're just couple goals, it's true.

by helloiamailec April 3, 2024

Peterson's Couple

A partnership consisting of one or more trans persons. The sexual orientation of the couple changes depending on how transphobic the viewer is.

My boyfriend is a trans man. My parents say we are a hetero couple, we're a Peterson's Couple

by B. Sagget April 15, 2024