cotton wood

When your dick gets hard and you have nothing to stick it in, you got nothing you can do about it and you just have to live with it, you got a good ol fashion case of the cotton wood.

"I was driving down the road last night and got cotton wood, it sucked"

"My girl wasnt puttin'out last night, gave me a good ol case of the cotton wood"

"The worst thing about cotton wood, you cant jerk off in a straight jacket"

by freakynasty April 21, 2019

cotton boner

When a dude is frantically trying to hump you but his penis is not hard.

Sue: Well,how did the hookup with that dude you met go the other night?
Wendy: Horrible. He had cotton boner but insisted we keep trying...for an hour. Pointless!

by semami4700 April 28, 2019

Cotton balls

Old man that has gets blue balls

Madwolf got cotton balls when classy the master shagger gave him the wrong directions to her house

by Ruinsomuras May 1, 2019

Cotton throat

When your throat gets too dry to swallow from smoking too much marijuana.

"Dude I need some water, I have cotton throat!

by Purpl2lup May 2, 2019

Cotton picking

When someone who is talking to people or dating people only prefers the whitest of white girls.

My friend Jon was on tinder the other, dude is cotton picking everyone .

by Woah now December 23, 2019

haley cotton

Haley cotton is a brat most of the time she always likes to tell people that she is their friend but all she does is stab them in the back she usually has red long hair or short she is very pale with freckles and she usually breaks a lot of Bones pretty much she is remake of a snake Ashley talks about people and tries to get everyone on her side to get someone else in trouble

(Haley cotton) ;is and noun and a common name

by A friend of you May 16, 2018

a cotton picking yo yo

A cotton picking yo yo is a person eats lunchable pizzas and eats carrot cake on the reg

Look there in the bushes it’s a cotton picking yo yo

by Lilbuscut May 20, 2018