cotton candy

relationships with a narcissist are like cotton candy - they look great at first, but there is no substance to the relationship, and it's really, really messy at the end.

Looking back, the relationship with Killian was so superficial, no substance at all. Lots of sex and parties, food and weed, but nothing solid. It was like cotton candy, great on paper, but mostly hot air and sugar, and nothing a giant mess at the end.

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 7, 2023

Cotton

The thing yall black ninjas love picking.

White man with a whip: Pick the cotton faster you black ninja.

Black person: Yes my almighty master.

by Esclavonegro2 January 24, 2024

Shoveling The Cotton

(Phrase)

When you fuck someone with white pubic hair, especially seniors.

Man I was really shoveling the cotton with that GILF last night.

by Zashari July 5, 2018

Just put the cotton in the bag

Derogatory term used to discourage young African American males from pursuing a career in rap.

Upcoming rapper: I got a whole lotta girls, drugs and money.

Realistic YN: Just put the cotton in the bag bro

by YoungFlyFella September 30, 2024

Cotton-headed ninny muggins

Someone who needs to wash their rectum

"you are a cotton-headed ninny muggins"

by CASP3H September 2, 2023

Crotch Cotton

The annoying fucking lint found on the crotch of various sweatpants.

dude: aye you tryna fuk
girl: ew no your crotch cotton is as much as a turn off your grammar

by CosmicDragon August 5, 2016

Cotton On

100% that Aussie brand you're always bored-scrolling and have 52 items in your cart. IYKYK. Somehow every mall trip ends up here and you're rifling through the graphic tees (decisions, decisions), trying jeans you already have (but in a different wash), another pair of leggings (these have pockets though), and playing with the accessories (is this the new me?). Suddenly you're thirsty, but it's okay cos you can grab a chilled water (and support the Cotton On Foundation!). At the checkout, you get 5 tote bags, cos you can't decide on one. And then you're really * done * with IRL shopping (for like 2 weeks). So you go back to scrolling again.

I got this top from Cotton On.
- Huh? Is that a cotton supply store?
No 🙄

by @CottonOn November 24, 2021