Weoley Castle is a small area in Birmingham located right next to Northfield... If you like drugs, STD's and getting stabbed then Weoley Castle is the place for you! If that isn't your type of thing and you, for whatever reason, decide to go there, then here's a bit of guidence for you, stay away from 'The Square'. They all claim it's alright, and to be fair to them it is their biggest attraction, but do not go there, especially at night.
One final note, be careful of the men there, as they might 'Weoley Castle One Bomb' you. Search it.
One final note, be careful of the men there, as they might 'Weoley Castle One Bomb' you. Search it.
Me: "I caught an STD last week!"
Friend: "Oh really, how?"
Me: "I fell over and cut myself in Weoley Castle."
"I just got a Weoley Castle One Bomb to the face in Weoley Castle."
Me: "Excuse me sir? Do you know where the Weoley Castle Square is please?"
Stranger: "Oi blud! Do make me shank you fam, 'cuz man will lick you you know." *Sucks Teeth*
Me: ...
Friend: "Oh really, how?"
Me: "I fell over and cut myself in Weoley Castle."
"I just got a Weoley Castle One Bomb to the face in Weoley Castle."
Me: "Excuse me sir? Do you know where the Weoley Castle Square is please?"
Stranger: "Oi blud! Do make me shank you fam, 'cuz man will lick you you know." *Sucks Teeth*
Me: ...
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A very awesome place located in Douglas County, Colorado between Denver and Colorado Springs. It is bisected by Interstate 25 and is home to around 50,000 people. Castle Rock is an extremely nice and beautiful place to live since it is located in the hills directly adjacent to Colorado's high mountain ranges. The downtown is historic, extremely well-kept and very charming and nice. Even better is the rock-capped butte (The "Castle Rock") that rises from the northeast side of downtown. In the winter, a star is lighted at night atop "The Rock."
It often snows more than in Denver and Colorado Springs and is a bit cooler in summer due to the higher elevation, and it is also quite windy year-round but the wind is only a small negative aspect when compared to the numerous positives.
Many residents, specifically teenagers, complain endlessly that there's "nothing to do" in Castle Rock because it's "boring." Let me tell you, Castle Rock is only boring if you make it boring. Hiking up the rock and taking in the view never gets old. Sure, there isn't much to do as far as man-made entertainment, but all that is only a 20-minute drive north to Lone Tree. For stuff do do, get off your lazy ass and explore the Colorado wilderness that is your backyard because you're lucky to have it compared to someone who lives in a REAL boring place like Kansas.
I love Castle Rock!
It often snows more than in Denver and Colorado Springs and is a bit cooler in summer due to the higher elevation, and it is also quite windy year-round but the wind is only a small negative aspect when compared to the numerous positives.
Many residents, specifically teenagers, complain endlessly that there's "nothing to do" in Castle Rock because it's "boring." Let me tell you, Castle Rock is only boring if you make it boring. Hiking up the rock and taking in the view never gets old. Sure, there isn't much to do as far as man-made entertainment, but all that is only a 20-minute drive north to Lone Tree. For stuff do do, get off your lazy ass and explore the Colorado wilderness that is your backyard because you're lucky to have it compared to someone who lives in a REAL boring place like Kansas.
I love Castle Rock!
Person from Aurora: Man, I wish I lived in Castle Rock. It's so flat and dull on the plains. You can actually see the mountains from Castle Rock!
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It is a reference to the gruesome murder of Carlos Castro by Renato Seabra in New York City, in which his testicles were cut off with broken wine glass. Therefore, Carlos Castro was castroted.
It is a reference to the gruesome murder of Carlos Castro by Renato Seabra in New York City, in which his testicles were cut off with broken wine glass. Therefore, Carlos Castro was castroted.
Guy #1: Did you hear about Tim?! Someone cut off his balls!
Guy #2: I heard, they didn't just cut off his balls though... they castroted him.
Guy #1: Broken glass?!
Guy #2: Yes, sir.
Guy #2: I heard, they didn't just cut off his balls though... they castroted him.
Guy #1: Broken glass?!
Guy #2: Yes, sir.
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I gave this girl an ALABAMA SAND CASTLE last week, her cat hid the pie in the castle. She's gettin' the ol' alabamy sand castle after we get cat litter.
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