Canada

Canada is a peaceful, multi-cultural nation and is the 2nd largest country in the world. Canada has provinces and territories instead of states, and has a Prime Minister, NOT a President. Canada's symbol is the Maple Leaf.

It is NOT always Winter in Canada. Canadians live IN HOUSES NOT IGLOOS, and DO NOT ride to school on polar bears. Canadians DO NOT eat beaver tail and they speak ENGLISH AND FRENCH, NOT CANADIAN.

Guy A: Hey did you know some Americans pretend to be from Canada when travelling abroad?
Guy B: I WONTDER why......

by 7sdrawkcab February 16, 2009

Canadian Bacon Nipples

When a chick has nipples as large (or larger) that Canadian bacon.

Jenna's Canadian bacon nipples are such a turn off.

by Karissa December 17, 2004

200 pound canadian

when a Canadian male surpasses 200 pounds he then becomes the epitome of all that is sexy. Women tend to throw themselves at such specimen.

look...it's a 200 pound canadian?

by Eugene Sasso December 21, 2004

canadian

a secretive way to refer to a person of color as not to be interpreted by strangers

i dont want to go downtown....because its full of...canadians.

by alga February 13, 2007

canadian mirror

Where a guy is fucking a chick and you push her face against the window, then pulls out, while your buddy comes out of the closet and starts banging her and you run outside and wave at her...

Last night myself and Timmy canadian mirrored Jessica...

by JHORSE December 29, 2007

Canadian Cold Front

The act of stuffing a snow cone into a woman's vagina and proceeding to eat the remnants.

My boyfriend gave me a Canadian Cold Front last night. It was amazing.

I gave my girlfriend a Canadian Cold Front last night and it tasted damn good, better than her usual fishy taste.

by Trapmaster Crouch January 19, 2009

Canadian Bacon Jerk

After engaging in anal sex, the woman will jerk off the man, and after, she'll lick her fingers clean.

i love the taste of susie's mouth after receiving a canadian bacon jerk.

by bri-marzee February 7, 2009