Canada's History

uhhhh .... Glen Beck is a "retard" pronounced the way they did it in THe Hangover

idk .... COLBERT REPORT!

Canada's History "Stephen Colbert"

by ZK1987 February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A sex act only successfully performed once by Steven Colbert with Barbara Streisand's nose and lots of baby powder.

Yeah, he Canada's history -'d her REAL good!

by TheWorkman February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Once Canada failed to suck off Florida because not enough Viagra was used.

Did you hear that Shiela got all sloppy on Cody?
Yeah... she reenacted Canada's History.

by bowmand19852 February 4, 2010

Canada's history

(noun) - A sexual act invlovling two hermaphrodites, a Stanley cup, maple syrup, and antlers. An act originating in Montreal, just in view of Sarah Palin's home, each hermaphrodite lubes the other with maple syrup. One then stuffs a stanley cup into the other's vagina. The other then stuffs antlers into the first's vagina. After doing this, the hermaphrodites insert their male members into the other's female parts.

Guy one: Did you check out twohermaphroditesonestanleycuponeantler.com?
Guy two: Seen it before. It's just a Canada's history.

by Stephen T. Colbert February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A sexual move that involves taking a shrimp deveiner to your partner's dick.

I'm not walking straight after learning a little about Canada's history last night.

by missingyes February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A Sex act involving maple syrup, the Stanley Cup, antlers, and the entire cast of Little People Big World.

Also known as a Canadian History Lesson

"Steven's sister from Yale thought she had what it takes, until she sat down to receive an oral exam in Canada's History"

by MCRON February 4, 2010

canada's history

the sexual acting of shitting into a "mother-to-be's" pussy and fucking her until your shitty cock skull fucks the unborn baby...

"Did you hear how jill had an abortion?"
"no, how?"
"She let Nick give her a 'Canada's History'"

by NDGambella February 4, 2010