dont cry, craft

This refered to an april fools day by two youtubes: Daniel Howel and Phil Lester.
This was used as a meme.

Anna: *Cries*
Jessica: Dont cry, craft

by Phil's flower crown. October 15, 2017

Crying baseball player

A baseball/softball player that was given ecstasy before a game will be a bit more emotional than the Japanese team.

The crying baseball player felt as out of place as the smiling runner.

by The Original Agahnim July 27, 2021

Far Cry Finger

This is when you see fingers or other limbs Bent the wrong way like in Far Cry 3.
This can be either backwards sideways or anyway some joint shouldnt bend.

Jesus that dudes hand its like the Far Cry Finger!

Ayo dude this dudes knee is the wrong way, like the Far Cry Finger!

by TeReaper April 18, 2022

pissing myself crying

pissing myself crying can be defined as crying so much you piss yourself.

"I'll be pissing myself crying if my husky dies"

by The_bunny_definer April 23, 2018

1-0 Cry

A term used by gta 5 faggoteers that think using the orbital cannon and oppressor mark 2 means you have skill when really they just jack off to 5 year lolis in their roach infested basement with Cheetos stains all over their hands and cock.

This stupid fucker is orbing me he sent me a text it says 1-0 cry hold these Lzzz I’m up forever

by 123thatsenoughniggersforme March 15, 2023

Crying Out Loud

COL means specifically Crying out Loud.

COL/Crying Out Loud can be used in only one way: "My friend just died...I'm COL!"

by COL May 10, 2014

guy cry movie

A movie that guys cry when they watch it.

Brians Song is the greatest Guy Cry movie of all time.

by H.E. Pennypacker May 6, 2006