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Cooked the Cougar

Accidentally or intentionally impregnating a cougar.
Oh shit, I think I may have accidentally cooked the cougar last night.
by Syngyl April 17, 2019
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Uber cougar

A highly defensive Mom who will do whatever it takes to defend her kids.

A motivated older woman seeking to corral a younger man without having to drive herself to the bar.
The uber cougar arrived early in time for happy hour and took her place by the bar!
by Clevering June 13, 2019
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Cancoon cougar

A cougar (woman) who goes to a popular spring break locations (like fort Lauderdale, mexi cali, tj, cancoon etc.) during spring break season strictly for sex / hook ups/ and one night stands with all the young men she can get. It considered a all you can buffet of prime meat for them.
A group of cancoon cougars emerged from there car after the long trip to fort Lauderdale. Each one had delight written on there face as the licked there lips.
by Theamazinggeek June 10, 2018
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cougar honey

Cougar honey is the substance that leaks from an excited, horny, and in need of cock older women's vagina when she is being hit on by a younger man (cub).
Dad: boy how was Cougar and Cub night
Son: well Dad I had this hot cougar last night and had a crazy and will time but I still can't get this cougar honey smell of my ball sack.
Dad: Well son, should have used a ball cincher to keep them boys back.
by Clamer March 12, 2020
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cougar

padmé amidala.
married a man 5 years younger than her.
(also talked stuff about JD, we don’t talk about that though.)
padmé is a fucking cougar
by anakinissexy March 18, 2020
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Cougar Lane

Home of Cougar Lane Inc. The greatest smoke spot in the south.
ay bruh. you wanna role up to Cougar Lane?

hell yea
by The Billiam March 23, 2020
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Cougar

An older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man. The cougar can be anyone from an overly surgically altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and bloated old horn-meister, to a real hottie or milf. Cougars are gaining in popularity -- particularly the true hotties -- as young men find not only a sexual high, but many times a chick with her shit together.
Boy 1: Dude have you met Kaydens Mom?
Boy 2: No why?
Boy 1: she is the cougae of all cougars, I'll introduce you.
Boy 2: Hell yeah. I can't wait to meet this cougar
Boy1: She will teach you all kids of grown up stuff
by Poprart please May 18, 2020
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