the clap

An awesome song by the band Yes. Steve Howe is amazing.

props to anyone who can play The Clap

by shnozzleberry macphereson April 27, 2006

Slow Clap

Slow clap is a term used to describe the delayed onset of Gonorrhea, a bacterial infection that is transmitted by sexual contact. Where 'The Clap' usually comes on shorty after sexcual contact with a person infected with the disease, Slow Clap comes on much later, thus more slowly.

Baz - "You remember that Essex bird I pulled at Magaluf in the Summer? I've just been down the clap clinic and they said I must have got it from her!" Dave - "Dave, that was months ago. I know your jokes are shit but it sounds like she gave you a proper Slow Clap mate!

by MajorGonzo January 17, 2018

the clap

The term revered the applause which accompanied intercourse with the most experienced partners. Fairly enough, this scholarly experience in "doin the nasty" made those individuals all the more susceptable to contracting gonorrhea. so it was said "If you clap after sex, chances are, you got the clap."

"After spending the most eventful of nights knocking boots with this lovely hoe, I smaked dat budunkadunk all night and after I was done I clapped with delight and satisfaction. To my horror, the next morning the applause stopped when I had realized that in clapping after sex, I had subconsciously qued my body to spontaneously contract the clap. It was like saying the majic word. Except my penis and anus were vomiting out green puss."

by Nappy Dave September 4, 2007

Soul Clap

A high five between a black man and a white man he respects.

Black man: "Soul clap cracker."

White man: "What?!"

Black man: "It's just a high five man."

by Jesus Raptor December 18, 2012

Thunder Clap

The act of making your hands flat (like a high five) and inserting one hand in a chicks ass and the other in her pussy then proceeding to clap your hands together.

man: hey do u want to step it up from the shocker

girl: o yea baby gimme the thunder clap!

by 80artemis June 5, 2010

Golf Clap

1.verb, to move your hips back and forth causing your balls to clap against your upper crotch region and your shoal

2.a swigging action where your balls come in contact with your frontal regions and your butt

1.) Dude what are you doing? the golf clap man...

2.) My hoe didn't want to do anything with me that bitch, so I golf clapped that bitch in her eyes,that bitch got two black eyes now...

by scubasam09 February 24, 2007

clap city

Sacramento, California - derived from the term cap city meaning the capital of california

"just got back from the bay to clap city..."

by mad bomber9 April 29, 2010