When you say "Ummmm" for 2 seconds followed by well before you give an answer that is complete bullshit.
Ryan: What do you think is causing a problem with their connection? I think they may need a new card.
Ron: Ummmmmmmmmmm... well, I think it might be a problem with their ISP.
Ed: Man, Ron just fed Ryan some Insta-bullshit!
Ron: Ummmmmmmmmmm... well, I think it might be a problem with their ISP.
Ed: Man, Ron just fed Ryan some Insta-bullshit!
by Urbantech February 26, 2009
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Jim: I'm pretty sure Rob has that condition that causes chronic bad breath. What's that called?
Steve: Oh, that's easy. It's feliculitis.
Jim: Is it really?
Steve: Yeah, I read it in the 17th Edition of Physician's Desk Reference.
Rob: Don't try to use Official Bullshit on us, Steve. It's called Halitosis.
Steve: Oh, that's easy. It's feliculitis.
Jim: Is it really?
Steve: Yeah, I read it in the 17th Edition of Physician's Desk Reference.
Rob: Don't try to use Official Bullshit on us, Steve. It's called Halitosis.
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The few slight alterations to every story that make it more interesting and/ or relevant to a conversation.
Man 1: "Man that story about Bill's night on the town with that hot chick was AMAZING."
Man 2: "Yeah, but that part about it happening in that New York restaurant we were at was probably token bullshit."
Man 2: "Yeah, but that part about it happening in that New York restaurant we were at was probably token bullshit."
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Person 2: It's the communist manifesto.
Person 3: nah br0 its teh big book of bullshite xdddddd
Person 1: Oh.
Person 2: It's the communist manifesto.
Person 3: nah br0 its teh big book of bullshite xdddddd
Person 1: Oh.
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