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Insta-bullshit

When you say "Ummmm" for 2 seconds followed by well before you give an answer that is complete bullshit.
Ryan: What do you think is causing a problem with their connection? I think they may need a new card.
Ron: Ummmmmmmmmmm... well, I think it might be a problem with their ISP.
Ed: Man, Ron just fed Ryan some Insta-bullshit!
by Urbantech February 26, 2009
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Official Bullshit

When a person makes something up, or thinks that they are correct, and then proceeds to say that that information is from an official source.
Jim: I'm pretty sure Rob has that condition that causes chronic bad breath. What's that called?

Steve: Oh, that's easy. It's feliculitis.

Jim: Is it really?

Steve: Yeah, I read it in the 17th Edition of Physician's Desk Reference.

Rob: Don't try to use Official Bullshit on us, Steve. It's called Halitosis.
by The Goon Platoon September 19, 2009
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Token Bullshit

The few slight alterations to every story that make it more interesting and/ or relevant to a conversation.
Man 1: "Man that story about Bill's night on the town with that hot chick was AMAZING."

Man 2: "Yeah, but that part about it happening in that New York restaurant we were at was probably token bullshit."
by Johnathan S. Aldura October 17, 2009
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Straight bullshit

When something happens that doesn't happen to anyone else but you
Sharkeisha: man that fight was some straight bullshit can you believe they locked me up just for that?!?
by Thatdarkskin November 30, 2013
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cunt ass mother fucking bullshit

WOW SHE GIVES ALOT OF CUNT ASS MOTHER FUCKING BULLSHIT
by cookie DUUUUUUUUUDE July 21, 2017
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Big Book of Bullshit

Person 1: Oh, what are you reading? It looks good?
Person 2: It's the communist manifesto.
Person 3: nah br0 its teh big book of bullshite xdddddd
Person 1: Oh.
by PopIts December 11, 2017
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mommy daddy bullshit

Infantile ridiculousness. The modifier 'mommy daddy' distinguishes run-of-the-mill bullshit from a more childish or retarded variety thereof.
You're a grown ass man throwing a tantrum and pulling some mommy daddy bullshit right now.
by Tsekub August 24, 2018
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