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certified bruh moment

A "Brother, what are you doing?" moment that is so jaw-droppingly stupid it has to be certified, memorialized, and put on a plaque. More shocking than a standard bruh moment.
John: Did you hear about how he accidentally used the toilet towel to wipe the bowls?
Mark: Yeah that's a certified bruh moment.
by Krimson Knives November 19, 2022
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Room Bruh (bro)

Roomates who get along and have eachothers back in any situation much like a brother (bro)
Follows the bro. code in any and all situations.
Adam -"hey, lemme borrow ur car for a few hours"
Mike - "forsure...but grab me some food on ur way back"
Adam-"no problem, thanks room bruh (bro)"
by bucksleezy November 14, 2009
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True Bruh Momentum

A standing force of Bruh Potential that accelerates or escalates within a relatively short amount of time. Typically painful when introduced to the senses of humans.
"This thread has True Bruh Momentum... like, seriously dude."
by Sully - ShorelineVic May 5, 2019
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bruh luh kuh

when u and ur homie are having intense anal sex but then he shits on ur dick so he has to lick it off
*has anal sex* *guy ur having sex with shits* ay dude u messed up now u gotta bruh luh kuh
by MrGrapss December 15, 2018
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An event which can be described as both a bruh moment and a cringe moment at the same time.
Well that was a Schrödinger’s Bruh Moment I cant decide whether to say “bruh” or “cringe”
by Beta hater June 1, 2020
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