not the brightest tool in the shed

When u dumb as hell

Them: what's 1+12?
You: 300
Them: WTF dude you stupid or summin?
You: im not the brightest tool in the shed.
Them: u a stupid hoe

by KappaKeepo123 December 28, 2015

Britney Carrier

The sweetest girl who's ever lived. She's cute, adorable, sexy, and highly athletic. She's a very driven person, and very fun to be around. Britney is blonde, perky, and about 5'3"

=D

Damn, she's a Britney Carrier... I should go talk to her...

by Fusion Turtle November 24, 2010

britney-itis

the sudden urge to go marry kevin federline and then go crazy after divorcing him and having a baby...

"Hey Linda, why were you acting all strange yesterday?"
"oh sorry, i have chronic britney-itis"

by patsy cline August 19, 2008

Britney

The act of an extremely short marriage that can be measured by hours in the double-digits.

One who is in a marriage for a times period shorter than a week.

Wow, Kim Kardashian is such a Britney.

Honey, i told you not to go to Vegas, i totally knew you would pull a Britney.

by YourMOMsbitch April 22, 2012

Britney

In prison it is a saying used to see if you are a coward or a pussy and if you are the will jump and rape you

"Aye you know Britney" inmate 1
"Nahhh bruh she ain't no where near me" inmate2
"Ohhh ight bruh just checking"
"

by just knowing November 10, 2014

Brittney

Brittney is typically a name for the biggest whore in your county. Derived from a Brittney from lemoore. Brittney has most likely screw everyone in a 100 mile radius and will screw your boyfriend out of spite. Super pretty on the outside but the inside is the ugliest thing you’ll ever see. Beware of a Brittney, she has dick breath

Did you hear about the party last weekend? Brittney screwed every guy there in one night

by RichieMcRich007 July 30, 2019

Britney

A pop culture term used to describe a woman's vagina that is completely shaved/waxed and shown off to the public.

Lauren Conrad: "I just saw LO's Britney"

by Brooke Wells October 27, 2007