Breakfast Anxiety

The anxiety one experiences after a night out with friends that no one will attend breakfast the following morning.

I experienced Breakfast Anxiety this morning

by BasementDweller October 2, 2013

Bagel breakfast

When a group of businessmen get together under the guise of a "business breakfast" but in reality, they're actually just there to eat each other's booties like groceries.

"Hey man, you ready for the annual company bagel breakfast tomorrow?"

"Yeah man, I've been cleaning my bunghole nice and thoroughly just for the occasion."

by fantasticmcsplooge October 19, 2016

Breakfast Of Champions

Nutriotional Masochism

Tasty carbohydrate and fats followed by a ridiculous amount of nicotine and caffeine, a feel good Breakfast of champions!
Please don't judge my devotion to Nutritional Masochism....Cause I need it

by O' Baba June 6, 2017

Breakfast Walk

An early morning walk by a junkie, in search of a final fix.

Epileptic scarecrow type person usually walking erratically during breakfast hours high outta their mind, known as doing the Breakfast walk

by Noticatoxin January 16, 2011

Breakfast head

When you wake up in the morning and your spouse starts giving you head before you even speak

My girlfriend gave me the best breakfast head I've ever had this morning.

by Breakfast head November 1, 2021

breakfast ghost

The ghost of someone who has faded away due to not having breakfast in time.

Late at night outside the Hoosier Diner, you can hear the faint moans of the breakfast ghosts that want bacon, eggs, and biscuits and gravy.

by Actuarius81 November 1, 2023

berlin breakfast

a line of speed. As in amphetamine

after a long night of partying, jane really enjoyed her berlin breakfast.

by davebakerbake April 16, 2017