He will know and forever be a fuckboy. If in a relationship never give a second chance you'll only come out hurt worse than before. He isn't worth it.
Bad lover but a good friend sometimes.
Bad lover but a good friend sometimes.
by Darlin'deer January 17, 2018
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by hahah71717 May 3, 2020
Get the brandon mug.A kid who is totally whipped by a girl he’s not even dating that he insists on ditching his friends at any opportunity. A Brandon is someone who will pretend to be for the boys but go to his girlfriends lap at any opportunity he gets. A Brandon is a degree above a Nick who relies on a long distance relationship.
Person 1: “I invited Brandon over yesterday but he had to take Amy’s dog on a walk... WTF”
Person 2: “Yeah mate he’s totally whipped”
Person 2: “Yeah mate he’s totally whipped”
by GG4U May 21, 2019
Get the Brandon mug.a huge manchild who screws you over the limit. He's such a moron, when you say fuck you to him he says thank you. All in all, he's a shit.
by MrrTurtle34 August 22, 2018
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Few hours later. Yeah I fucked another woman. Sorry
Few hours later. Yeah I fucked another woman. Sorry
by Starstream February 3, 2019
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by Bigboialex September 21, 2018
Get the Brandon mug.Brandons are the most amazing guys you will ever meet. Usually know for their really massive dicks (🍆) they are exteremly caring and sweet as well as fun. Brandons appear like assholes and meanies, but the people closest to them know deep down they're sweethearts
Friend 1: All the girls are always going after him, why?
Friend 2: Because he's a Brandon
Friend 3: You know they say about Brandons?
All: Big Dicks and even bigger hearts
Friend 2: Because he's a Brandon
Friend 3: You know they say about Brandons?
All: Big Dicks and even bigger hearts
by Look at me bitch October 7, 2019
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