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Good morning and God bless

Good morning and God bless - The act of eating breakfast and drinking coffee on the toilet whilst passing excrement in the morning

First used by Ethan Klein from h3h3Productions
(April 6th, 2018)
Ethan had a 🌞Good morning🌞 and 🙏god bless🙏mood
Good morning and God bless - The act of eating breakfast and drinking coffee on the toilet whilst passing excrement in the morning

First used by Ethan Klein from h3h3Productions
(April 6th, 2018)
by GogglesPower May 31, 2018
mugGet the Good morning and God blessmug.

Peanut Butter Blessing

When a male fully submerges his penis into a fresh jar of peanut butter, and carefully pulls it out to keep the peanut butter nestled in the urethra. He then uses the peanut butter as a lubricant and proceeds to masturbate onto another individual. The “blessing” is completed once the man climaxes onto the other person, releasing a mixture of peanut butter and semen towards the subject. The man then smears the mixture onto the subjects forehead, creating a peanut butter-semen slurry.
Hey man, why do all of these peanut butter jars have deep insertions in them?

Yeah… I’ve been giving a lot of peanut butter blessings lately. You should try it.
by PB_Blesser June 24, 2024
mugGet the Peanut Butter Blessingmug.

On Bless

A phrase used when one wishes to express his seriousness over a topic with out passing the spiritual boundaries of God
Bro that sandwich slapped, on bless!
by The creator of on bless March 18, 2022
mugGet the On Blessmug.

Bro's Blessing

A bro's blessing is the highest honor a man can give his friend, it is an oath to help your bro through anything he will face regarding what you blessed him for, usually for success with a woman.
Bro 1; Yo, I\m boutta ask this girl out.

Bro 2; I give you my bro's blessing for success
by ChrChrBnks July 4, 2024
mugGet the Bro's Blessingmug.

Bless

Here’s some fried eggs I know you got munchies.
Ah, bless
by Spice Latte June 30, 2020
mugGet the Blessmug.

bless up

when your ass is saved or something good happens to you
kenzie frank almost hit the tree while driving but didn’t bless up.
by kenzf123 May 3, 2022
mugGet the bless upmug.

Dad bless it

Oklahoman version of saying God Da**it
*smashes toe* DAD BLESS IT >:-(
by MidwestLiv February 16, 2024
mugGet the Dad bless itmug.

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