Better Put A Blanket Around Those Chickens

A phrase you say when a friend, who constantly plays the victim, tells you for the millionth time
how miserable is his life, while refusing to see the bright aspects you keep mentioning.

"And then, when I asked my parents for extra money, they refused and instead of that asked me to take the garbage out. Ain´t that cruel?"

I understand you... Better Put A Blanket Around Those Chickens!

by rperazag May 19, 2010

blanket addiction

Girl who wants to do a three ways with a couple under the blankets.

That little whore is tagged in my aunt and uncle. She’s got a blanket addiction.

by Achad February 19, 2024

Blanket hickey

The lines one gets from laying on a low thread-count blanket for too long. Can also be found upon waking up. Often sighted on the legs, arms, or chest.

After our picnic, we lay on the blanket for hours. Upon getting up, we were both covered in blanket hickeys.

by Ophelia Buns April 22, 2011

Baby Blanket Trauma

Things that parents do or say that they think is no big deal, but actually has a long lasting effect on their kids. Similar to when a childs baby blanket gets lost, damaged, ect. and parents think it's unimportant even though their child is very upset about it.

Shara: My dad didn't know, but it really hurts, even to this day
Bob: That's what I call baby blanket trauma

by Sjsnsnendnaksl July 2, 2023

Pigs in a Twaron Blanket

Slang for heavily armed policemen

“Look out! Pigs in a Twaron Blanket”

by SuperBaseAce1234 March 7, 2021

Blanket

A soft piece of cloth that is home to many introverts and extroverts alike. It gives a sense of comfort no matter where you are at (unless we are talking about mud and rain). It makes you feel so comfy that you wish you can bring it everywhere you go, but too bad sometimes teachers say no : ( .

Texter 1:"Take your blanket to school day"

*sends Be_Jealous PNG
Texter 2: "I wish my school celebrated such a holiday"
Texter 3: "Don't worry the teacher will confiscated it any moment now"
Texter 1 cries as blanket is taken away

by Flower Power 101 January 29, 2021

Blanket Pack

A person who was hefty but has lost a lot of weight and has a 6 pack, however the excess skin hides it from public thus having to pull the blanket*(skin) down to see the goods.

Remember when i was 205lb's now im 160 and got a blanket pack.

by kross62 April 12, 2010