dead before death

Song by Emit

Guy 1: Have you listened to "dead before death"?
Guy 2: Yeah! It's creepy as shit!

by Idkish June 12, 2022

bros before hoes

^ what to say when your broski refuses to go shopping after school with you and instead goes to get her ass pounded by her bowl cut boyfriend.
it is apparent that ka ching fu does not understand this term

"bros before hoes" i uttered quietly as she was begrudgingly pulled out of the train.
she mumbled a pathetic "sorry..." before proceeding to receive a multitude of forehead hickies

by sussybaka6969420 October 30, 2022

bellers before fellers +hoes

a phrase only to be used by real taco bellers that signifies that bellers come before all men (except parker) and hoes.

person 1: hey wanna go on a date

beller: nah i got work
person 1: just skip for me ;)
beller: NO (pulls out dog tag) BELLERS BEFORE FELLERS +HOES

by beller fr October 18, 2022

Day before halloween eve

This is the day when you have to work fanny off and decorate your house enough to scare the little children, if they fall unconscious after seeing your decorations on the 30th of October you are allowed to lock them up in the basement

I scored a total of 5 children on the day before halloween eve

by Urban_Pseudonym October 20, 2022

life flashed before their eyes

When certain people are so scared of death that they forget what death is and just remember everything they loved. Eventually they will die because they didn't pay attention to themselves bleeding out or their cancer

Junko Furuta's life flashed before her eyes before ultimately dying of blood loss
Most peoples life flashed before their eyes before dying

by igotitallHANDLED May 20, 2022

No 🍑🍆 Before Consent

This is a very important rule to live by even though some of you wont ever get the chance because you cannot pull bitches.

"Wow, is it true that there is No 🍑🍆 Before Consent?"
"Yeah, thats why we say it"

by Okeyday May 24, 2022

You have to pack a few Adrians before you get a Alisson

You have to get with a few ugly/average person before you can get with the best of the best most attractive ones

The term relates to the packing of a player on ultimate Fifa with adrian being a much worse rating then Alisson and Alisson being the best of the best.

“Hey man I kissed this really bad looking girl last night my game is soo off”
“Remember what I said bro you have to pack a few adrians before you get a alisson”

by Alissonbeckerthegoat May 25, 2022