suburban soft

A term for suburban kids who are raised with all the above amenities and never have to work for anything. No grit.

My baseball team has a bunch of suburban soft kids on it.

by ole country bumpkin January 5, 2022

Soft Betrayal

An act that erodes a miniscule amount of a person's trust or confidence while staying trustworthy or loyal resulting in a paradoxical state similar to Schrödinger's cat where future communication is simultaneously both trustworthy and doubtful.

My friend soft betrayal me when he said I should move the mouse cursor out of the screen to boost fps.

My sergeant told me to find the ignition keys to the Humvee is a soft betrayal.

by DoubleDoubleSTH June 3, 2022

Soft jewelry

Soft Jewelry is something that people with no bitches wear.

hey look it's jumbo wearing his weird soft jewelry again

by Professional HJ Enthusiast December 6, 2021

Soft serve

A hardcore diss, when a man acts like a little bitch showing you he cannot get his dick up or keep it up for long.

I see that guy constantly slut shaming women, he's really giving soft serve energy.

by dickydanceroutine March 24, 2022

Soft Cheeks

the cheeks are soft

louis has soft cheeks

by adijack2007 January 29, 2022

Soft roper

A man that can't get an erection. A loose puzzle.

He's a heavy duty soft roper.

by Farmerdeanv February 4, 2022

Soft as shit

A descriptive term used in response to someone's stupid behavior

Jenny: did you hear Peter blew his whole check on scratch tickets?
Roger: wow he's soft as shit!

by Brian duh bum February 5, 2022