Baseball Bat

An obnoxious and unforgivably large erection that's impossible to hide in any pair of pants. If you want to walk with a baseball bat, you have to use the old hand-in-pocket trick to hold it down.

- "Hey, man. Why'd you need to stay after class?"
- "I had a baseball bat. Needed to wait it out..."

by Yevs October 14, 2011

Mexican Love Bat

A type of weapon originating from Mexico. Used to bash people, but in far worse ways than the standard baseball bat. A Mexican Love Bat consists of a normal baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire, and than covered in superglue and broken glass. Although little glass remains after a few hits of a soft fleshy target, the barbed wire will still give the person being hit a spiky delight.

That guy just stole my pot, let's show him the Mexican Love Bat.

by TheCanadianGuy2 June 24, 2009

queer as a football bat

A double entendre phrase used to express extreme oddity, but can also connote flamboyant homosexuality. The word queer — in its traditional usage — denotes strangeness, and when coupled with the imagery of a football bat — presumably American football — the strangeness is intensified. After all, who ever saw a football bat? What would you strike with it?

Have you met that new guy down in the invoice office with the huge mustache and white denim jacket? He's about as queer as a football bat.

by POLYONYMOUS February 18, 2012

At a bat

A slang phrase used to say, as quickly as possibly. Originated In Trinidad & Tobago.

1) My wife came home and I had to finish up with my girlfriend, at a bat.
2) I really hope Alexis finishes those muffins, at a bat.

by WazGoesRoar February 16, 2015

purple winged bat

A black womans vagina.

The sistas pussy looked like a purple winged bat.

by Hugh Jass October 31, 2003

Baseball Bat

A good weapon to whack bastards and getting a revenge

Matt: Whoa dude, why did you just smacked him with a bat?

Harvey: That guy is a total douchebag, he spilled a soda in my head, and stole my bag and hid it in a dumpster. So I smashed him with my baseball bat to get a revenge.

by fakebash November 26, 2010

wiffle ball bat

as in, I did it like this, I did it like that

I did it with a wiffle ball bat.

by tatanka March 3, 2004