Mucho burrito 

When you stick a burrito up your vagina and you let it heat up in there and then eat it.

"Hey..where did you get that burrito from?"
"Oh just my vagina. I mucho burritoed it."

Mucho burrito by Milker300 September 27, 2013

wet burrito 

A wet burrito is a sexual act in which a man liberally applies hot sauce to his erect penis before inserting it into his partner's anus. The act results in a mixture of bodily fluids - fecal matter, blood, semen, sweat, possibly urine - and hot sauce, hence the "wet burrito" name. This is usually a surprise sex act, as most partners would prefer to keep hot sauce as far away from their genitals as possible.

You should've seen her face after that wet burrito I gave her last night. I have a feeling I'm not getting laid again for at least a week.

wet burrito by philthyphillygirl December 6, 2009

Queef Burrito  

Noun: A ripe and aged vaginal fart, wrapped tightly in a La Favorita brand tortilla and grilled. Usually served with Maxi-Nachos. Often used as an insult when "cunt" is insificiant.

Queef Burrito Example 1:

Me: Man, Jimmy is a real douche nozzle.
Jack: Yeah, let's serve him a Queef Burrito.

Queef Burrito Example 2:

Me: Hey yo, do you smell something?
Jack: Yeah, Jimmy just walked into the room.
Me: What a fucking Queef Burrito.
Jack: Damn bud, that's harsh.

Queef Burrito by mattis1121 October 1, 2008

THE BEAN BURRITO 

You have anal sex with a girl so your dick is all covered in feces, then wrap it in a tortilla and make her deep throat it

fool last night i gave consuela sanchez THE BEAN BURRITO, esse

THE BEAN BURRITO by CHINGCHONG6969 October 19, 2008

Soggy Burrito 

Derogatory nickname for Augie Garrido, long-time head coach of the University of Texas baseball team.

Soggy Burrito is famous for playing small ball and getting arrested for drunk driving at the cow college of austin.

Soggy Burrito by IncoG5nito June 22, 2009

The Horny Burrito 

the horny burrito is a sexual position in which the male is lying on the ground and the female is on top. it is so named because while the female is on top she is eating a burrito specifically from chipotle. many find arousal in this position because fixins from the burrito fall and the female lick them up seductively creating a greater sense of sexuality. The horny burrito can also be performed in gymnasiums for added sexual arousal.

Me and Camille performed the Horny Burrito last night...it is one of the best sex positions ever!

The Horny Burrito by hornyasanything June 21, 2009

ghetto burrito 

Step 1 : Finely crush up a bag of Doritos.

Step 2 : Add hot sauce and vegetable oil and a few drops of water.

Step 3 : Roll up, and compress crushed contents in bag.

Step 4 : Remove and enjoy your ghetto burrito.

"Ma.. whats for lunch?"

"Go grab a bag of Doritos and make yourself a ghetto burrito"

ghetto burrito by jimmy the douchebag June 19, 2009