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BI-WINNING

Chuck Norris cannot even obtain this level of awesomeness.
Bi Polar? What the fuck does that mean?

I'm bi-winning.
by GuiGG March 26, 2011
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Bi-Winning

A word Charlie Sheen uses to describe himself.
Reporter: Are you Bi-polar?
Charlie Sheen: I'm Bi-Winning!
by Dallasofdoom March 29, 2011
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bi-winning

A term used to describe a condition in which a patient deludes their selves into thinking that the train wreck that is their life is actually caused by design. Bi-winning is often a side effect of cocaine abuse.

Symptoms include:

1)Hiring two hookers and full time girlfriends.
2)Delusions of being a warlock from another dimension.
3)Delusions of having a funny show.
4) Wanting to start a cooking show to support your coke habit.
John: Dude, your wife just left you and you just lost your job...I think you have a problem.

Frank: I don't have a problem, I'm bi-winning! *Sniff!* How do you make eggs benedict?
by kiddluck March 27, 2011
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Bi-Winning

The belief that something has been won more than once, only to discover that you are indeed bipolar and have not won anything.

A deluded state the occurs when you "bang to many 7 gram rocks"
Charlie Sheen: I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what? If I'm bipolar, aren't there moments where a guy like crashes in the corner like, 'Oh my God, it's all my mom's fault!' Shut up! Shut up! Stop! Move forward.
by sup3rsawy3rs March 27, 2011
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bi-winning

To win over here, and win over there.
Am I bi-polar?? I'm bi-winning.
by TheKingAndrock March 26, 2011
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bi-defensive

is probably bi, but is dealing with everything related to it defensively
homophobia makes no sense to him, but he's still so weird when anything gay comes up, what a bi-defensive oddball
by awwedorable August 31, 2015
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Bi-Topical

To be holding 2 simultaneous conversations with one person with 2 different topics
can be extended to Tri-topical and Quad-topical
person1- my burger is delicious

person2- have you heard of the band Paramore

person1- no sorry never heard of them

person2-yer these burgers are great

person1-we should eat here again

person2-i will let you borrow my Paramore CD

person1- man that was a n intense bi-topical conversation
by misterawesome567 January 17, 2011
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