Bike Douche

A Bike Douche is the bicycle rider that wears the Tour de France onesie with sponsor logos and spends untold amounts of money on his bike. The Bike Douche will typically ride directly in the car traffic lane and not yield to any car. Bike Douches will be totally oblivious to the traffic jam they are causing and the danger they are placing themselves in. They sometimes will run in large Bike Douche packs with many rides in a douche road blocking formation taunting motorist to try and get around them. If provoke the Bike Douche pack may retaliate by surrounding your car and pounding their fists on your car.

I was late to work today because I was stuck behind a Bike Douche blocking the road.

by Theshoe8475 July 30, 2024

Curry Bike

Uber eats, Menulog, Doordash or any type of takeaway or takeout(American usage) bicycle delivery service. These cycles are usually electric and riden by workers from the subcontinent . Easily identified by square food receptacles attached to their bike or back. In addition they have disregard for road rules and often change lanes randomly and cross the road at pedestrian crossings. Their riding thought to be made worse by their constant checking of their mobile phone which is attached to the handle bars.

Mate ! I was driving down Glenferrie Road and nearly cleaned up two Curry Bikes. One pulled right in front of me the other ran a red light!

by J,may March 29, 2025

bike riding

at my school sex was switched to riding a bike.
so we used to just make jokes about riding a bike.

Person 1: can you ride a bike with me

Person 2: do you remember the sex ed presentation

Person 1: oh f-

Person 2: i mean we can go bike riding not sexually

by ImJustASnom March 13, 2021

Madelines bike

Slang term for an object that is no longer used or needed.

That lawn mower is about as much use as madelines bike .

by Danny214689 January 6, 2022

Mountain Biking

The Act of caressing a Man's thigh while moving into position for Anal sex on a Bike that costs $2000 or more.

Patrick sure is into Mountain Biking, I bet his ass is sore after all of the anal.

by Skin DIver April 11, 2022

turning my bike around

When you really need to pop but your in a busy place so need a discreet way of telling someone where your going

Me “just going turning my bike around”
Her ”ok bro”

Him “ where’s mike?

Her “he’s gone turning his bike around “

by MR CE August 10, 2021

Bike seat

A man who is a whore and is available to all who try

“What’s up with chad?”
“Oh, he’s become the town bike seat at this point”
“Tough break”

by JLco June 13, 2022