Simeon Baker

An individual who will sabotage and betray you

Simeon Baker left me at the football field.

by some_real definitions August 25, 2022

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double bakers dozen

When you proceed to throw back a double bakers dozen of beers with the boys. Typically involves drinking the local beer, namely coors banquet while in denver

After last nights bar crawl we should run it back on the double bakers dozen

by ShitmalianHunterXXX December 20, 2024

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A Baker's Dozen

A state of having so many women interested in you that a dozen would be an understatement. Therefore, it is known that you have a "Baker's Dozen" women

"Look at David go! That guy's got A Baker's Dozen! Girls just can't get enough of him"

by mouseman956 January 05, 2025

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Haley baker

A Haley baker is a amazing and Inspiring person she has her ups and downs and is usually a blonde head if u see her try give her a chance she is amazing she usually gets all the boys attention when she comes through but a kendall, and more names seem to get her attention more and she does have a bad side but try not to get on it if u ever get a haley baker hold her tight and never let go she is a real one!!😍❤️

“You see Haley baker”

“Yea she is fine as usual”
“Well I heard she was dating a kendall”

He is lucky”

by Jake albans April 13, 2019

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Pierce Baker

A fucking legend. 126 IQ FUCKING behemoth of a man. He is the coolest guy you will ever meet. And gets babes like there's no tomorrow. He benches 300 and is toned down to the vein. Gay, straight, everyone wants him. The best man to of ever existed.

Pierce Baker is so hot
Pierce Baker is so cool
Pierce Baker is so awesome

by Troutmaan November 16, 2021

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