Using a turkey baster you squirt water in your mates butthole and have him do 100 jumping jacks and then stick a straw inside his butthole and drink.
by Wolfmanjackkk July 24, 2023
When you do both a pee and a poo in your pants, it’ll mix together and you will end up making a chocolate milkshake!
guy 1: ‘damn dude i have such a chocolate milkshake in my pants right now.’
guy 2: ‘same bro, it’s been hurting to shit lately so it’s a strawberry milkshake.’
guy 1: ‘damn.’
guy 2: ‘same bro, it’s been hurting to shit lately so it’s a strawberry milkshake.’
guy 1: ‘damn.’
by skullyfaerie March 12, 2021
by Mitchflip July 29, 2019
by Rotten_Cum September 05, 2021
by TheDummyBummy March 17, 2024
A term for a woman with a little "more to love", used by Pete Holmes in his Somebody Loves Your Body monologue. A thicker milkshake is someone with a little bit extra on her, but not so much as to look overly fat or unattractive. Can be used in place of thicc or curvy, though each have slightly different meanings.
"My friend Sara has got a great body, she's what I call a thicker milkshake; I love a thicker milkshake! That's just more milkshake!"
by Nopidy September 24, 2017
Guy 1: "You know man, now that I'm finally out of prison I'm going to change my ways for the better. Maybe go back to college and become a doctor."
Guy 2: "Not with that pink eye your not, what happened Frank?"
Guy 1: "Oh don't worry, that's just a souvenier from my Tijuana Milkshake."
Guy 2: "Not with that pink eye your not, what happened Frank?"
Guy 1: "Oh don't worry, that's just a souvenier from my Tijuana Milkshake."
by Cocaine-cola December 14, 2018