dunk period

The moment when you're having your period while being dunked by a donkey into a toilet that was used by a fat guy who considered it inappropriate to flush.
I just had a *dunk period*.
by to the max ugly cats May 07, 2015
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Period Card

A derogatory term that men claim women use for convenience on their periods
Lucy, stop pulling the period card. You women always have an excuse.
by girlforgirls November 13, 2018
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Reverse Period

When you get a bloody nose while eating a girl out.
I was munching this girl’s box and just ended up giving her a reverse period
by megakool May 07, 2022
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Period of Reflection

The time spent repeatedly observing one's image reflected from the inside bottom of a whiskey glass as one empties the contents. i.e., becoming intoxicated by imbibing a great deal of spirituous liquor.
Ben Franklin's decision to fly a kite in a thunderstorm, thus 'discovering' electricity likely followed an extended period of reflection.

After last night's period of reflection, I found myself returning to consciousness in the middle of Central Park, naked. Which is odd, as I started out last night in Pittsburgh.
by TheBear! June 19, 2015
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Foot period

Noun - when your ingrown toenail is so ingrown that it bleeds
Baby i want foot pics
cant i have a foot period
by pokojoke12 June 01, 2023
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cum period

monthly cramps and pains in the penis/balls area when a boy doesn’t cum for prolonged periods of time, usually 2-3 days.
ah, i can’t run right now, my cum periods hurt too much
by jetts October 27, 2022
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Period Guy

An empathetic Guy who feels bad for girls on their period. Typically will talk to multiple girls for them to vent to him, or may even be asked to purchase woman hygiene products for girls on their period.
Sally: Dan is such a sweet guy. He was willing to go to the store and buy me pads when I couldn't leave work.
Victoria: Yeah, he's a real Period Guy

Ruby: Hey Tanner, can I vent about my day? I warn you, it is period talk
Tanner: Not a problem, I'm the Period Guy
by BeatBots January 06, 2019
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