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Alien Head 

When one of your friends have a extremely large head and you proceed to throw shit at him and bully him for his massive head
Alien Head: Hey how's everyone doing?
Crowd: Fuck off, big head freak!
Alien Head by Plopler November 10, 2017

alfies mum

see alfies mum shes a massive slag
alfies mum by mouldyclit February 21, 2018

Nordic Alien 

A beautiful friend from somewhere mysterious. All reports mention they dress in light blue and have features resembling (white) Scandinavians, but with some differences. They are reported to have something in general to do with the concept of basketball. The blue-suits are benefactors to Humanity.

However, if you see one with sickly features and no color in their skin, completely ignore it and leave the vicinity immediately. No species can always be born perfect and some of all sentient beings will choose betray their own due to the nature of free-will. Likely the cause of these diseased Nordic Aliens, is that they tried to make themselves cyborgs and thus traded their life-force for pseudo-immortality causing normal bloodflow and cellular regeneration to take a back-seat. There have been very few encounters with unfriendly Nordics, whereas there have been many more positive reports of intimate experiences with friendly healthy Nordics.
Alex: "Bro, why and how is that huge silver frisbee floating in mid air down by the schoolyard?"
Pete: "Oh, that's just my Nordic Alien stopping by to return the basketball she borrowed. Every few months she comes back to borrow my basketball, doing Hell knows what with it, but always returns it inflated and smelling like frankincense so it is ultimately a win-win situation for the both of us."
Alex: "Oh ok it all makes sense now"
Nordic Alien by The Brickster August 19, 2018

poop alien 

the out of this world out of body slimy alien mass that passes to a free world for a swim after one partakes in a colon cleanse for health, not just for fun.
Man, Tam just passsed a poop alien last night after a hard night of colon cleansing.
poop alien by Tammy Ozias October 6, 2007

alienjack 

Scary, psychotic man who is very, very good looking while being very, very temperamental.
"Oh, damn. It's Alienjack at the door. Hide! Wait, go get it. No, hide!"
alienjack by The Captain September 29, 2003
An amazing girl who loves dogs, is hilarious, and has style. Will be there thick or thin and is stunning. If you have the chance to date her don't let her go.
Aliece is the most popular girl ever.
aliece by muffkin22 February 25, 2015