Asian Occasion

When a non-Asian person's eyes look Asian in a photo because of how they're smiling.

Don't use that picture for the Christmas card; Christopher is smiling differently from normal and has major Asian occasion.

by red tea7777777 December 16, 2010

Asian Schooling Standards

The Asian Schooling Standards go above and beyond the typical western grading Scale. The passing grade of the western standard is ye ole C-. With Asians however. A- is the lowest that is rarely accepted by the species known as the tiger mum. Any less than that and it is certain death by starvation. If you are asian you know. if you are western pray for thankfulness.

Tiger Muma: B+? B PLUSSSSSSSSSSSSS?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DEATH BY KATANA. YOU FAIL THE ANCIENT ASIAN SCHOOLING STANDARDS

Failure of an Asian: I got a B+. I have dishonoured myself, my family, my cow and my chickens.

by AsTheWindBlows July 14, 2016

Asian Girl Wasted

Goes out with the intent to get hammered, followed by karaoke.

We had Sushi for dinner, did a lot of sake bombs and ended up Asian girl wasted at a karaoke bar.

by Audreyslove October 26, 2016

Asit

Name Asit generally means Non white, is of Indian origin, Name Asit is a Masculine (or Boy) name. Person with name Asit are mainly Hindu by religion. Asit is a very brilliant man, so brilliant it's scary. Asit can be very arrogant yet has a reason to be. He loves Monday's and Wednesday. Looks a little like Trump. Favorite words Hi, Really..
Asit loves to gamble and travel the world. He loves to make the deal.

Asit is always right. He loves using the word Ty and some people mistakenly think his name is Ty.
Asit is a world-renowned oncologist and an a mature historian. His fondness of Titos is second only to his passion for U.S. politics.

Generally speaking, everyone loves their Asit. Asit like to push those he believes in them to their highest potential. You might want to Punch him but will thank him later. He has a heart of gold and also loves gold. He is the whitest Indian you will ever meet. Brilliant, successful, driven, dedicated, loving, caring, fun, diversified, physician, hilarious, real.... BE LIKE ASIT!!!

Hi, I'm an extremely bright oncologist. I love history and Tito's -- I'm Asit.

by TheoriginalNiku May 22, 2017

asii

"Asii" is a name usually given to a girl who is usually aggressive and at times scary, but she is all worth it when being with her.

Making her laugh is the way to her heart. She likes guys that are usually of a darker hair colour.

She is the girl that you wished you were friends with. You treat her good, she will treat you better. If you are dating her, keep her. You'll never find a girl like her.

Watch your friends when they are around her, they may want a piece of Asii aswell!

Jack - Look at my wife, her names Asii.

Daniel - Is that Asii? She never looked so fine!

Jeremy - I wish I had someone like your Asii!

by jackkmannn November 24, 2017

Asian Space

The outrageous amount of space an Asian driver leaves between their car and the car in front of them.

Holy fuck dude do you see that Asian space?! I'm going to go big boy bok choy on that fool.

by Squattin4Cotton December 13, 2017

Asik

Asik means sharp, dagger.

Hey Tom, that is one asik knife! Or

That picture is asik!

by MissUrbanXplorer May 8, 2018