Please ur gf day

On November 14 you must please ur gf anytime she asks you to (fellas you know what I mean by that) get it on.

Her: Hey babe guess what day it is
Him: It’s November 14 ( National please ur gf day) I forgot
Her: May I be pleased?
Him: Ofc baby, come over here

by Himonkey345 November 13, 2021

Please stand by

Amanda’s song (OKAYCAVE). Literally owns the rights to the song. There’s nothing more to it

Have you heard the song please stand by by chase atlantic?

Yeah that’s AMANDAs song. You know OKAYCAVE on twitter

by Xxchaseatlanticxx November 13, 2021

Pleasing

Harry Styles’ new beauty line including products such as nail polish, serums, and eye gel.

Not to be confused with the feeling you get during… you know.

Mitch: Hey Sarah, I love your nail polish. What brand is it?
Sarah: Pleasing by Harry Styles! It comes in 4 different colors, would you like some?
Mitch: Sure!

by soin1D November 14, 2021

if you find this then please help

please phuqing help me

god if you find this then please help me

what

by Qurtyz November 17, 2021

pleased to meet you

Said on being introduced to someone

This is my wife, Pleased to meet you

by Debskelly1985 August 15, 2021

No Flowers Please

It's push and pull
All day long
First is off and then its on
I don't know what's happening to me

Everything is dark in town
You're the only one around

So don't forget to send me no
Flowers please
Don't send me no
Flowers please
Don't send me no
Flowers please

I died a thousand times with you
Every time you pull me through
I don't know what's happening to me.

You could repair the damage done
The morning's just begun

So don't forget to send no
Flowers please
Don't send me no
Flowers please
No, no, no
Flowers please

Now don't forget to send me no
Flowers please

No flowers please
Don't send me no
Flowers please
No, no, no
Flowers please
No don't forget to send no

Its push and pull all day long
First it's off and then it's on
I don't know what's happening to me

You can repair the damage done
The morning's just begun

So don't forget to send me no
Flowers please
Don't send me no
Flowers please
No, no, no
Flowers please

by Death Menace March 20, 2023

I took four pills of Tylenol please help oh god

my bones hurt

I took four pills of Tylenol please help oh god send me to the hospital.

by fruitystarz0 October 11, 2023