exclusively-almost

(adv.) 1.THE BEST EXPLANATION EVER!! 2. A Great excuse. 3. A pretty funny oxymoron.

I DON'T CHEAT!... I AM, exclusively-almost MONOGAMOUS!!

by startedwun May 28, 2018

Talkative Almond crapper

When a talkative employee lets his boss ejaculate into his dirty lil ace hole. And then pushes out the wet soggy almond droppings.

While doing lawn work for his boss Mike Had a Talkative Almond crapper experience.

by Big Bad Daddy March 9, 2019

the almighty oof oak

*R/IDEEP IN THE GOBLIN CITY WERE 2 VEGGIES, MARII AND EMMA. THEY PRAYED TO BRISUS AND THE MAJESTIC OOF OAK TREE. THEIR PRAYERS WERE ANSWERED BY BRISUS AND LEGEND HAS IT THE OOF OAK IS STILL THERE.

broski- T-THATS THE ALMIGHTY OOF OAK-

by Deakythediscobean November 9, 2019

Avery Almeida

A Avery is a good, kindhearted, and beautiful person but sometimes Avery’s can say the wrong thing at the wrong time but always fixes it in the end.

Omg that Avery Almeida girl does her makeup so beautifully and she is so kind.

by Daddycass December 25, 2019

Sara Almuzian

Sara is so amazing and she should be famous. Follow her tik tok @royal.high.hackss. Subscribe to her YouTube candycloud bujo

Me:OMG I’m so amazing

Person:oh are you sara Almuzian

Me:yes I am
Person: omg you are so cool 😎

Me:I know
Person:everyone loves you sara

Me: thank you

by Wow sara is so amazing May 16, 2020

for almost two years. But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.

BLUE TEXT LMAOOOOOO

FUNNY BLUE TEXT AHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAH

for almost two years. But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.

by stop it now May 29, 2021

Expired Almond Water

Expired Almond Water is one of the variants of Almond Water in the Backrooms. It is Almond Water that has expired. It looks like normal Almond Water, but it "has green, blue, or white mold floating inside the bottle." "It smells like rotten milk with a hint of cheese" (The Backrooms Wiki)

Backrooms Wiki says it can cause

"Flu-like conditions;

Weakness in muscles, bones, and cartilage;

Abdominal Aortic Aneurysm;

Loss of Memory;

Insomnia;

General Internal Bleeding."
The wiki also says "Causes of death have also been reported due to the other symptoms."

Although Almond Water can expire, Almond Water in the Backrooms seem to not usually expire and just found in the expired form.

"Don't drink the Expired Almond Water, it can kill you"

by jmooroof May 7, 2022