A loser who spent 4 years at the wrong institution and got a shitty degree. People named Aaron tend to love dirty animals like dogs. They are usually douche-bags who watch TV all day long and jack off to pictures of Donald Trump. An Aaron is good at sports and has all the slutty girls on campus. If you fuck an Aaron, you fuck an all star baby
by Dondiego April 19, 2018

A sexy lil thang plays as sexy Steven Beale off of Eastenders and has a rock band called Bitter Conflict. :P:P:P XXxXX
Sum gal: Aaron Sidwell is so damn fine m8eee luv him 2 fucking bits wat a fucking sexy sex machine sexy lil sexy hot fucking gawjus making me dribble lil sexy boy aka Steven Bealeoff of dat fucking amazing soap opera called Eastenders it's become even fucking better since he showed his sexy face into it sexy little thang!!! Did I forget to mention that he's sexy?
Her m8: Alright already I get your fucking point yes he is gawjus basically, a sexy gawjus fucking amazing talented sexy sex machine who's just absoulutely fucking amazing he rocks my fucking world and I tell u m8 he's just the best thing in this world isn't he GOD I just love him!!!
Sum gal: And I thought I liked him phew...
Her m8: Alright already I get your fucking point yes he is gawjus basically, a sexy gawjus fucking amazing talented sexy sex machine who's just absoulutely fucking amazing he rocks my fucking world and I tell u m8 he's just the best thing in this world isn't he GOD I just love him!!!
Sum gal: And I thought I liked him phew...
by Rubba-B-Gal April 24, 2008

The famous actor father (who was played by Harry Hamlin) of Logan Echolls on the TV show "Veronica Mars". Aaron is psychotic and abusive and had had sex with and then killed Lilly Kane (who happened to be Logan's girlfriend at the time), which started a string of repercussions through Veronica Mars's life
Me: "OMG, did you catch the Season One Finale?"
You: "Totally yes! I was so shocked when I found out it was Aaron Echolls who killed Lilly! I was so sure it would be Celeste Kane or someone who hated Lilly!"
You: "Totally yes! I was so shocked when I found out it was Aaron Echolls who killed Lilly! I was so sure it would be Celeste Kane or someone who hated Lilly!"
by Lisa Parnell April 18, 2008

A scholar of the code of ethics developed by Rick Ross in his debut album "Port of Miami." Generally, Aaron Hrozencik's will be of great intellect with a keen sense of the true conception of the Nutt as developed by John Rawl's in his seminal masterpiece "The Theory of the Nutt."
"Wow, that guy has an impressive conception of the Nutt, he must be an Aaron Hrozencik sort of fellow."
by Chadbro Chillin January 22, 2010

The Aaron effect is an instance where "aaron's" actions are ridiculed, or undermined more fiercely than others.
by FatDubs December 19, 2018

When you're watching porn on the computer and it stops working, so you grab a tampon and ram it up your arse
"Man last night, it wouldn't load and I just pulled angry Aaron"
"Aaron what the fuck man that's clapped"
"Aaron what the fuck man that's clapped"
by TheAngryAaron October 8, 2020

Aaron Read is a 4ft beta male who likes McDonald's, he has no friend's apart from Americans and 6ft alph male Rylie King
by VeryLargeMan December 8, 2019
