lava balling

1. when a man sits wish his legs spread wide for maximum testicular comfort.

lava balling in a movie theater in the old fashioned seats with legs spread wide to keep from all the extra sweating

by Magwaaf October 4, 2013

balls that clang

to be fearless

sam: I heard Billy went skydiving.

clark: Yeah, he has balls that clang.

by merchantDave August 20, 2010

fortnite balls

fortnite balls all in ur face (aye)

Fortnite balls, I’m gay
I like boys
I kidnap autistic kids
Lil Mosey Is watching, T. Rex
I'm EDP, big Kanye West

by fortnitemaster69 September 16, 2021

Ball Fade

When the homie gives you a FRESH Fade on your balls.

“Yoo i just got a Ball Fade and its Fresh ASF”

by Numerical Wizard December 7, 2020

retirement balls

When someone working for the government or the military retires from their job and only afterward comes clean about all of the corruption and mistakes that the government makes.

"Dude, legalization is just around the corner I'm telling you! The former police chief of Seattle gave an interview and even he said that the war on drugs, especially marijuana prohibition, has been destructive, expensive, and a complete failure."
"He's got major retirement balls man. Why didn't he just say that like 5 years ago?"

by Tijani January 25, 2009

balls rangin'

when you're talking to a baddie at a party and your phone starts to ring in your pocket

hold up, my balls rangin'

by artdad December 4, 2016

Eggplant Balls

A condition of advanced blue balls where the scrotum turns a dark eggplant color. May or may not be early onset testicular torsion.

"I've had this boner for six hours. What shade of blue do my balls look like to you?"
"Dude, you have eggplant balls."

by J'Kwon February 13, 2013