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Paying to paint the fish

Something that you could could afford to do, but won't do because you think it's a waste of money. Going above and beyond what's necessary for a normal person, and paying a premium price for it.
John - "Did you hear that Will put in a koi pond and had the fish painted color coordinated to his decor?"
Bob - "That's the most literal example of "paying to paint the fish" I've ever heard."
by DaDefinition January 25, 2023
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Vah-pay

This is a slang word for vape or pod system. The 'Vah' comes from the first two letters of vape being va and 'Pay' coms from the last two letters of vape being 'pe' therefore 'Vah-pay'. Mainly used as a cover for vape/choef as those are used to often and may give users unwanted attention, so 'Vah-pay' is a cover up for that unwanted attention
Boy: bro please pass your Vah-pay
Boy 2: What?

Boy: you know, your Vah-pay
Boy 2: Ohhh!
by anonymous May 7, 2023
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Vlad the Imp (Pays L'hier)

person. Russian leader famous for his diminutive stature, broad puckish sense of humour, and his misguided desire to restore the glories of yesterday to his country. The practical jokes he has played on Europe, often involving complex troop movements, false accusations of Nazification, and massive death counts, are considered by some to be legendary, although, admittedly, you really had to be there, trembling under his maniacal gaze in the Kremlin war office, to truly appreciate his wit.

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I hear Vlad the Imp (Pays L'hier) will visit Paris in the spring. He plans to see the sights, destroy the sights, then crap in Napoleon’s alabaster sarcophagus.

What a joker!

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by gnostic3 March 6, 2022
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Nigga pay

Nigga pay is a credit card that says nigga on it that Ethan walker walks around swiping between peoples asses
Ethan walker: yo do you take nigga pay
Cashier: uh n-
*swipes between ass*
by Spicy nigga November 19, 2023
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Hold on there "Pay cable"

Use this saying when a person uses excessive profanity.
Dane Cook used this in one of his live performances. Where he described making love to a woman and they were really getting into it when she blurted out put that big fat cock in me. He then said to her hold on there "pay cable" !!
by R.D Fitswell August 13, 2011
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pay in teeth

To get beat up until you are missing teeth
Pay in cash or pay in teeth
by ArkhamPlayer23 January 16, 2018
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