Stinky Rod

A turd so massive in both girth and length that it causes the back to be erect.

"When we had a height competition, I wanted to win so I concentrated my formidably spunky feces into a stinky rod."

by Drury Lane September 3, 2006

cracking stinkies

To fart, sometimes repeatedly.

Chris has been holed up in his room all day cracking stinkies. It smells like someone has been eating shit out of the devil's ass in there.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 26, 2009

stinky krinkle

ol browneye, orafice that you poo from, number 2,

After all the mexican food, phils stinky krinkle was sore from the jalepeno's.

by kevin gnacyk December 29, 2007

stinky pencil

when a man gives a woman anal, and pulls out right before he ejactulates and writes his name in semen on her back

"why is she wiping off her back?"
"cuz i heard joe gave her a stinky pencil"

by MidgetStalker113 April 26, 2010

Stinky fart

When you think it’s a silent one but you accidentally shit yourself.

Tom Johnston just had a stinky fart.

by Stinkerton69 March 3, 2020

Stinky Cola

Letting a really nasty fart in an open soda and giving it to someone to drink

"Eww John someone gave me a stinky cola that shit tasted like a fart"

by Stephan DUBYA June 17, 2008

stinky head

Example of calling somebody a "Shit head" but with less power.

friend 1 "Hey! You're a asshole!"
you saying this "No you stinky head!

by thegreatstinker January 15, 2020