norfolk shower

When your too lazy to take a real shower so you coat yourself with a shit load of Axe or other body spray to mask your rankness and end up smelling like a French Whore. Also called the Guido Whores Bath.

Rank dude. Now I have to deal with your fruit cup smellin ass for the day. Way to take a norfolk shower.

by thatdude1235 September 24, 2011

Nature’s Shower

The process of bathing in a female’s orgasmic ejaculate juices.

I was running short on time to get ready for work, so I had my girl give me a Nature’s Shower.

by Assassin1091 May 29, 2021

Shower Baseball

A game that's played in a team shower after a game or practice that consists of one person throwing a bar of soap, and someone else trying to hit it with their dick, similar to how a baseball is hit with a bat.

Person 1: "Hey man wanna play shower baseball after the game?"
Person 2: "What the fuck is wrong with you?"

by JackGoff1592102 February 3, 2020

Shower Jacker

A grown up man who loves a good wank in the shower. To add insult to injury, a shower jackers is typically married and christian (or jew).

-Simon is a shower jacker!
-Yuck, thanks for putting that image in my mind you fuck!

by Halevi May 20, 2016

Shower fapper

Someone who takes multiple, abnormally long showers every day to hide that he/she masturbates.

"Why is jack allways in the shower?
"Oh, he's just a shower fapper"

by dis_is_spoorder_man September 22, 2016

Shower Picnic

A special shower activity that combines all major aspects of a successful date night. Successful shower picnic execution includes both individuals bathing (i.e., scrubbing each other’s everything), dancing (i.e., grinding each other, fully covered in soap and food sauce), drinking from bottles (i.e., champagne and/or wine), feeding each other fine dining food or Chicken McNuggets, neck kissing, and pace changing mutual adult play. Everything must be done in the shower with the shower on (absolutely no exceptions).

Man: “Hey, foxy lady, do you want to go out to dinner tonight?”

Woman: “That’s fucking boring. Let’s have a shower picnic instead. I’ll bring the cakes, make sure you bring the hog.”

Man: “Oh my fuck, I’m full ham.”

by Cloud Walking Brown Bear September 22, 2023

Shower Poodle

The mat of hair that collects on a shower drain.

Water was pooling up in the tub so I scooped the shower poodle out to let it drain.

by Reverend Homeslice February 3, 2012