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Jake Gower

A bourbon-ginger drink
Person 1:
Bartender can I get a Jake Gower?
Bartender:
1 Bourbon-ginger coming your way.
by athensmongrel November 7, 2011
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Jake Paul

You should have swallowed you dumb bitch, now the world is infested with cancer!

=Jake Pauls parents
by Poopee fingers July 15, 2018
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hot jake

hot jake is some one that loves licken sweat of linemans ball sack after a long day at work
im going to hot jake my boss today
by altec876 January 26, 2011
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jake gyllenhaal

found dead in illinois (surrounded by hundreds of canadians' scarves) on nov 12 2021 after listening to all too well (10 minute version)
person 1: my all too well scarf has been stuck in illinois for a week!
person 2: you didn't hear? jake gyllenhaal stole it!
by kniveschau November 12, 2021
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Jake Paul

A YouTuber who thinks he is “savage.” His channel hasn’t be deactivated yet. When he talks your ears bleed. I DO NOT RECOMMEND WATCHING.
Jake Paul: “ITS EVERYDAY BROOOO”

Small child: “My ears!!!! They’re bleeding!!”
by Geodeflavor223 May 7, 2018
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Jake and Amir

An online sketch comedy series featuring two Collegehumor co-workers. Jake is a calm, "cool" guy who sits across from Amir, a wierdo fascinated with everything Jake does. The videos include ongoing inside-jokes, questions and words from previous episodes. They have their own site, jakeandmir.com.
'"Have you seen the new Jake and Amir video?"
"Yea, man. That shit was hilarious."
"So ace!"
by Badomdom August 25, 2008
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Jake Paul

Jake Paul is a retarded, cancerous and suicidal YouTuber who makes mentally sane people cringe so hard that face bones break, muscles tear and in extreme cases (like in the song "Its every day bro") he may cause cancer or even AIDS.
The only people that like or support him are retarded 5-12 year old girls that we put in insane asylums and call them "Jake Paulers", and these people are generally the most dangerous patients.
Jake Pauler: BRO DID U S33 THAT LITT DAB ON HIM JAKE PAUL I$ THE D3NKEST
Everyone else: *cringes beyond belief and commits suicide so Logan Paul can vlog on them*
by cancerusaidsautism May 30, 2018
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