GOURGOUS HOT WOMAN, MF GODDESS, HAS A BAD BF, FUNNY, ALWAYSSSSS RIGHT, AMAZING, QUEEN OF THE WORLD, RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT, (WILL DEF WIN)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Emma Claire Schlabach is a mf goddess of a best friend who I love <3/.
Loser bf: Real, shes just the best
Loser bf: Real, shes just the best
by Alexis_Jones October 04, 2023
Claire and Shoncy: the modern day Romeo and Juliet. The 1967 movie of the same name talks of a couple who are bankrobbers travelling the country together.
Several songs have been written by duos with allusion to this, the most known being the '03 Claire and Shoncy by Jay-Z and Beyonce and the '96 Me and My Girlfriend by Tupac Shakur.
#bonnie#clyde#bf#gf#03
Several songs have been written by duos with allusion to this, the most known being the '03 Claire and Shoncy by Jay-Z and Beyonce and the '96 Me and My Girlfriend by Tupac Shakur.
#bonnie#clyde#bf#gf#03
by Majeedesty July 09, 2017
The state of hair in which hair dye has gone horribly wrong (ie patchy, discolored, all around ratchet)
by Claire Kleffman July 06, 2015
Claire is superior to all beings of life. Her use of love and affection for all life is unmatched to any other that walks this earth. She is amazing :)
Claire Howlett is amazing
by Liam ;) April 13, 2022
The main character, this girl is the eppitome of y/n. She is creative pretty talented and quirky beyond measures.
Take note of the dyed hair and bts inspired attire.
Take note of the dyed hair and bts inspired attire.
by UR MOM 👩 February 19, 2023
Refers to a lonely, clingy, annoying woman over the age of the age of 45. From the French claire (clear) and dodge (middle German) meaning, "avoid this person at all costs". Often referred to as a trash receptacle.
by Eddie1Eddie1 July 08, 2017
Term used to describe a noun which enhances the wellbeing of, or does not cause emotional or physical harm to a Claire.
Synonyms: eco friendly, gluten free, dairy free, organic, unscented, art, dancing, chicken stock, mutts, nature walks, home cooking, granny panties, warm lighting, Gua Sha, herbal remedies, clothes that feel like pajamas, reduce reuse recycling, GAPS foods, heating pads, warm weather, cuddles, traditional Chinese medicine, probiotics, using white vinegar to solve all of your problems.
Antonyms: gluten, synthetic fragrances, bras, fluorescent lighting, dairy, horrors/psychological thrillers, pesticides, fast food, sports, chewing gum, refined sugar, wastefulness, chlorine, being overstimulated, pork, fluoride, malls, vaping, thongs, disposable plastics, running, alcohol, Langford, really cold water, caffeine, hospitals, but also; being too far away from hospitals.
Synonyms: eco friendly, gluten free, dairy free, organic, unscented, art, dancing, chicken stock, mutts, nature walks, home cooking, granny panties, warm lighting, Gua Sha, herbal remedies, clothes that feel like pajamas, reduce reuse recycling, GAPS foods, heating pads, warm weather, cuddles, traditional Chinese medicine, probiotics, using white vinegar to solve all of your problems.
Antonyms: gluten, synthetic fragrances, bras, fluorescent lighting, dairy, horrors/psychological thrillers, pesticides, fast food, sports, chewing gum, refined sugar, wastefulness, chlorine, being overstimulated, pork, fluoride, malls, vaping, thongs, disposable plastics, running, alcohol, Langford, really cold water, caffeine, hospitals, but also; being too far away from hospitals.
Hey, I want to invite Claire to this party in Langford where people go to get drunk and play sports in a chlorinated pool while vaping and chewing gum, but you know her better than I do so I wanted to check if you think it’s Claire friendly. It starts really late, but there are really bright overhead LED lights, loud top 40 music and sugary caffeinated energy drinks so I think that will help keep her energy up. I want it to be a surprise though so I’m gonna bring a thong and bra with the clothing tags still inside that I washed with tide laundry detergent that she can wear since she won’t have a bathing suit. What do you think? Claire friendly?
by Tree trunk 11 February 13, 2024