Stroller Candy

Eye candy out and about with his/her kid(s).

"Check out that hot dad! That's some stroller candy right there."

"Whoa, mama. She bounced back from childbirth REAL well. Stroller candy for the win."

by Elliott Osborne December 9, 2012

Stalker Candy

any person who receives unwanted attention of any kind on multiple occasions without provocation.

adrian235 has been sending me emails for 2 years describing in great detail about how great our life would be together because I like coldplay too. GiGeR324 "likes" his posts and wants an invite to the wedding. I have resorted to blank info page and avatar pic of dancing ponies and I am still getting emails. stalker candy

by daft35 February 19, 2012

candy sandwich

Snorting cocaine off the taint between the pussy and asshole after double penetration.

He didn't think the night could get any crazier until the girl let him eat a candy sandwich

by Vann Miles August 5, 2015

Candy Muscle

A term used to discribe the male testicles; genitalia in a sexy way.

Daddy, I need that Candy Muscle"

by Swtpynk December 16, 2018

Candi Pantz

A derogatory label applied to a person prone to inappropriately storing candy in their undergarments, usually for the illicit enticement of minors.

He can't go within 200 feet of a playground or school 'cause he's a candi pantz.

by Sean Krausz December 30, 2010

lip candy

Lip candy is a term used in southern Illinois to describe chewing tobacco.

Hey dick you got some lip candy? Yes you dumbass I have a can of cope.

by Privileged Youth July 17, 2015

bag candy

Small pieces of candy or pills that have been stored in some guys sweaty foreskin for consumption later.

hey who brought the valiums? Oh, Bob did. Be forewarned, it may taste funny. Its bag candy!

by TIMLOW July 24, 2019