Deuter Ron Jeremy is a cross-up between the teachings, words and actions of Ron Jeremy versus the book of Deuteronomy. Thou shalt not Deuter Ron Jeremy.
"Due to the Deuter Ron Jeremy's booty, there is no room for Deuter Ron Jeremy's doodie. The Deuter Ron Jeremy will stay the same as the Deuter Ron Jeremy still bears his name."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 22, 2023

The name of the most wonderful man in the universe. Absolutely handsome and the epitome of sexy, Jeremy knows how to please his woman and never fails. She will never tire of hearing his sweet, velvety voice, and it will always hurts to let him go for the night. His kisses will always put butterflies in her stomach, his gentle touch will always send shivers through her body, and his laugh will always bring warmth to her heart. If he wants a smile on your face, he'll put one there in a heartbeat. He is hilarious, exciting, enthusiastic, and probably the smartest man you will ever meet- a living, breathing, walking Ask Jeeves. Jeremy is also strong and selfless. He has been through things that would be considered unbearable to the average man, but through his tragedies he continues to keep others above himself, always wearing that intoxicating smile on his face. He knows how to be kind without being a pushover and knows how to be assertive without making enemies. He is truly a once in a lifetime experience. Perfection. Once you have a taste of him, you'll never want to let go- and I never plan to.
by Notabadname March 20, 2020

Is to shame someone for their incoherent learning of valuable words and a normie in the tastes of JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure.
by HbHReHnHHT October 5, 2019

The sexual act of ejaculating in your partner's ear. Named after the well known porn star Ron Jeremy
Guy1: was about to finish so I pulled out and came in her ear!
Guy2: no way! You gave her a wet Jeremy?!?!
Guy2: no way! You gave her a wet Jeremy?!?!
by phatsauce February 12, 2014

He is all. He knows all
by Perry the potato September 21, 2020

Jeremy is the name of a body builder that has put tons of dedication into weight lifting, total party animal and does voluntary work at the animal shelter, unfortunately he only gets fat bitches ONLY fat bitches
*3 guys lifting weights together*
Eric: hey doesn't jeremy sound like the name of a body builder who only gets fat bitches
Bradley: heh yea
Jeremy: *doing same workout since day 1*
Eric: hey doesn't jeremy sound like the name of a body builder who only gets fat bitches
Bradley: heh yea
Jeremy: *doing same workout since day 1*
by Griffin1 February 4, 2020

A man who is wise beyond his years, has the biggest heart of all of the cancers, is the leader of all empathics, worships science and physics, Understands and believes mathematics is the cosmic language and is the only language that is unable to lie. Always has an immediate attraction and affinity towards women named Quincie with an ie. And is fully astounded and proud of urban dictionaries prediction regarding his kindness, intellect and the size of his anatomy.
by Rdl1982 July 12, 2021
