Rent-a-Band

The bands that plays the music for the pop stars and recieve no credit.

"Wow that rent-a-band that played the background to that pop song makes it sound great!

by Drums Guns and Fun December 6, 2009

Band Bond

A relationship in which one makes love to a band instrument.

Jesus Christ, Richard, are you a in a band bond with that saxophone?

Yeah, what’s wrong with that? After all, the only useful class in school is band, everything else is useless in life. Band class for life...

by wakkjobb the holy August 21, 2018

meah band

A band whos sound is rather "meahish." Basically, stick your botom jaw out a little and use a lot of short A sounds, like ah, then add some consonants, like meah, beah. like im doin right heah meah. see neawh?
Bands like creed, nickelback, puddle of mudd, metallica, pearl jam etc. etc.

Jeremyeah spoke eahnn clashass todeahheahh -pearl jam
Sleep with one eye opeaahhn -metallica
she fuckin hates meah -puddle of mudd

we listen to the modern rock station at work, they play a lot of meah bands.
all my friends have grown up and listen to meah bands.

by FopeDarmerr June 11, 2011

Band Geeks

Only the greatest episode of Spongebob Squarepants ever to be made I can't believe I have to write the first definition for this. In Band Geeks, Squidward assembles a band which at first is bad but when they play sweet victory at the end, they are so good that {Squilliam has a heart attack

Me and the bros watched Band Geeks yesterday and it was totally hype

by ThePurpleDoggo April 28, 2020

Band Pusher

1.) Someone who try's to forcibly make you like their music.

Tom "He was like a drug pusher with his music"

Ted "Yeah it was awful."

Tom "What a Band Pusher."

by XLEAESUOH June 24, 2010

zombie band

A band that has changed it's core members and artistic vision to the point where the name and brand are now compromised by people that had little or nothing to do with the original lineup.

Larry & the Gang has become such a zombie band since the departure of Larry.

by Rosey Rascal April 26, 2020

Scarf Band

In the 80's there were Hair Bands, now we have Scarf Bands. Bands that seem to spend more time on their image than practising music. Oddly, these bands always seem to be wearing a scarf in every photo.

Whatever happened to creativity in music, now the music industry is taken over by scarf bands.

by Garage Monster February 20, 2010