ermmm what the sigma

to express confusion (Normally sarcastically used). Popularly used by gen alpha/gen z individuals

*guy 1 explodes in game*

guy 2: ermmm what the sigma..

by sigmauser May 29, 2024

what happens when you assume

you make an ass of Ume

Person 1: Well, I assumed, ok?!
Person 2: You know what happens when you assume...
Person 2: You make an ass out of U and me.
Person 3: Why you gotta be so mean to Ume??
Person 1: Shut the FUC

by unipen January 2, 2023

What-me-not

Non-functional piece of furniture or ornament.

My grandmother's house was full of what-me-nots.

by Paw-Paw in the Pass May 13, 2005

what brand is your microwave

Often used when ppl don't want the conversation to end so they say this.

"Yeah I still have to go to 5th period"
"Oh okay"
"What brand is your microwave"

by Yobaddiewithafatty February 23, 2025

What's causing all the autism

I don't know, stop fucking your sister maybe. You God told you not to fuck your sister. You did it anyway. And then you started a cult to extole the virtues of sister fucking.

Hym "What's causing all the autism? Probably all the incest, quasi-incest, and accidental genetically similar attraction incest. Let, she looks like your sister because you live in the same family tree somewhere down the line. You made an incest cult. Stop fucking your sister or stop complaining about the autism. You can't have it bith ways."

by Hym Iam April 20, 2025

what

what means like asking like were is that from so i'll change that to what that from so thank you by not gonna tell my name

what are those shoes

by gamer mode guy October 29, 2020

What ahead?

What ahead is a way to say: What are the consequences?

"You should tell Sarah you love her"
"I don't know, what ahead?"

by Blizzy's Dictionary April 12, 2017