one eyed storm trooper pez dispenser

The human penis

She thought that I was shy until I whipped out my one eyed storm trooper pez dispenser.

by green fire dragon June 24, 2010

licking ones own cum from a pussy

Oral-Domming
A fem-dom says to her partner if you cum to soon you will clean your self out of my pussy
Oral-Domming
Licking ones own cum from a woman's pussy because of premature ejaculation

Licking ones own cum from a pussy Fmod fem-dom oral-domming I came to soon so she made me lick her pussy clean of my own cum.

by cybelian mate January 22, 2014

Two steps forward, one step back

A method to get high quality women because women will be the ones chasing you, but the attractive ones won’t approach first.

Matt: Hey, how did you have hook up with the hottest girl in the party?
Brad: Simple, I approached her, and she was chasing after me. Two steps forward, one step back.

by Totally Not ChadTheCat August 20, 2019

one man's treasure is another man's trash

What one sees as valuable, another would view as garbage or junk. Reversed form of "One man's trash is another man's treasure".

Peter: OMG, you have the Johnny Seven OMA Gun! That was the coolest toy ever as a kid.

John: Throw it out man. That thing is worthless, I kept losing all the ammo.

Peter: I guess one man's treasure is another man's trash.

by KnightofNerdom August 20, 2019

its always one of them gotta be ugly

the rest of my username.

also, go do your homework.

i aint never seen two pretty best friends, its always one of them gotta be ugly

by iaintneverseen2prettybestfrien December 3, 2020

You have one new text message

You have one new text message. High five

You have one new text message. High five

by WordDisassociation November 1, 2020

Killing one bird with two stones or more

Achieving simple goal with complex solution.

I don't want to do my assignment that is due tomorrow so I will make my teacher leave our school. Killing one bird with two stones or more.

by Mmm4881 May 28, 2022