Cum

What you do when you see your naked uncle on your bed and natural instincts take over

I sat in my dog and I started to CUM

by CUM master 777 May 17, 2022

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Cum cookie

A Cookie, however instead of being filled with warm melty chocolate, is filled with cum.

Rob: Yo dawg, pass me the cum cookie
Harry: what the fuck?
Rob: Y'know man? The cookie filled with cum!
Harry: oh yeah! Sounds yummy

by ILOVEcumcookies July 4, 2022

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Cum

Cum is a tasty, salty white cream. Often used in pastries

“Hey Mike! Would you like a cum filled donut?”

by Rat_pussy January 21, 2022

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cum sock

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you are a cum sock

by anonymous August 24, 2022

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Cum God

A Cum God, or sometimes referred to as a Cum Wizard, or Cum Magician, is a man who is really good at ejaculating.

Brock - My girl asked me how I give her such a good time. I told her, “Cause I’m the Cum God baby.”

Rico - How has she not left you at this point you moron. You must have monster truck meat to be able to still have her.

Brock - It’s Eiffel Tower size when fully hard Rico it’s not rocket science. Life’s easy when you’re the Cum God.

by Odyion June 3, 2024

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